Been Playing On A Bit Of Zombie Army Dead War, And I Couldn't Help But Laugh When It Came Up Vermin Kill

I suddenly remembered that my sexual awakening was Cillian Murphy as Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow in Batman Begins.

This is one of the funniest things YouTube has ever recommended for me to watch

𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 & 𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 🔮🖤

things i haven't seen anyone mention about the Polish dracula ballet that really should have been mentioned:

Dracula's boytoys. and you may ask "what?" why yes his boytoys. recognizable by either being naked or having sleeves. they proceed all his entrances, it's amazing

The brides' boytoys. recognizable by having no sleeves.

Vampires are literally unaware of pants that are not skin tight before they come to Londen. No i am not making this up. this is canon in the ballet and i am obsessed with it.

Dracula wants to fuck Jonathan. this has been mentioned but like He really wants to! (okay he wants his blood but like we all know metaphors)

Perfect casting for Jonathan (in my opinion) He falls over in shock at least four times, and every time it's great!

It's also just really fucking good!!! please do yourself a favour and watch it, I promise you will not regret it!!

I like that OPLA portrays Shanks for who he really is-

A shaggy, drunk, homeless man, who probably hasn't bathed in a month, that managed to pull the world's greatest big tiddied goth GF.

Jonathan Crane with S/O who has ADHD

A/N: I've decided to write a little thing of Jonathan Crane with someone with ADHD, which is quite simple from me cause I have ADHD, I am doing this one for the Nolanverse Crane but you can Imagine it with any other version of Jonathan Crane if you want

Warning : Fluffy, depiction of Depression,

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You and him are very different from each other, Jonathan is calm and collective while you are basically all over the place but he understands that

I mean Jonathan is a psychologist (if I am correct😅 and if its Gotham scarecrow then he's not a psychologist)

He knows you can have great trouble of remembering certain things that don't peak your interest but if you are interested in his work, and he appreciate your detections to remember his work, he honestly doesn't mind repeating himself to you

You are not the best at keep schedule but you know Jonathan always helps to keep schedule and to always take the medication that you need for your ADHD

Jonathan always simplify what he is saying to you, as at times you don't know what's he talking about when he talks with such complicated words

But despite you being the most hyped up and bubbly person around, you tend to stay quiet and try to not make to much noises when in public

But Jonathan always reassures you by holding you hand as you walk around in public

Talking to strangers can be a hard thing for you to do, so Jonathan does the talking for you.

You also have a very hard time choosing what you want to have or what you want to do, but Jonathan always there to help what you want or what you rather do for the day.

Jonathan loves to listen to you talk about your interest, even if your interest is Disney or video games, or horror movies, he just loves seeing your face light up whenever you talk about your favourite things

If your like me, you can have moments where you felt like you hit rock bottom and just that dark cloud goes around your head, he is always making time to be with you and to make sure your alright, and he even would watch your favourite movies with you

But always the next day your back to your normal bubbly happy hype self again

When your too hype and you begin to just stutter at every word (cause your brain couldn't keep up) he finds it so cute and adorable, but you do get angry when you can get the words out of your mouth.

But Jonathan is always there to help out by either say the word you were about to say or always tell you to take a deep breath, calm down and then say what you wanted to say

You are basically the only person to make Jonathan laugh and smile, like he cannot keep a straight face when you begin a pillow fight at 8:30 in the morning

You can be a hassle at times to handle but Jonathan always still loves you for how you are and wouldn't have it any other way

You just bring colour in his life, and he wants to protect you at all cost

A reason why I absolutely love the Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane well there is the obvious one, he's my f/o.

But also he was basically the first ever villain that ever scared me, I mean yeah you have your Joker, and two-face, possibly professor pig, maybe Victor zsasz (however his name is spelled I forgot😅) and probably some of the most crazed villains of batman that I hadn't listed, but they never had scared me as much as Scarecrow, I mean he literally doesn't need to physically hurt you, all he had to do is just gas/inject you with his Fear Toxin and he literally brings out your worse fears, and what'd worse is that you could possibly died from just in fear alone. But that's to me made me afraid of him as a villain but also at the end of it appreciate him.

Cause I mean he was basically the first batman villain that scared me🫡

Vergil Headcanon

Decided to write a headcanon of Vergil from Devil May Cry. I absolutely love devil may cry, and I definitely love Vergil as well, so I hope you enjoy this! This is my first time writing for Vergil and it's kind of a experiment sort of Fanfiction so i get the hang of write Vergil if that makes sense?

Anyway enjoy!

Vergil had finally came back from the underworld and was finally free from Mundus powers,

And might I add is looking younger than his identical twin brother (Dante you look good for your age)

Vergil was busy looking through the library wondering what to pick out for his readings

I mean he already has a complete poetry of William Blake in his hand, but wanted another book as he is a fast reader

As just then a woman who looks to be struggling to carry the monstrous amount of books walked pasted Vergil to which peak his interest at the woman

She then tripped over her own feet as books fly out of her hand

She closed her eyes and waited to fall down and hurt herself once again (yes this isn't the first time today)

But she didn't as she slowly opened her eyes and as Vergil held her gently in his arms as the books laid all across the ground of the library

Regaining composer she quickly scrambled out of Vergil grasp as he just as quickly backed a away a inch from her,

"Thank you, for saving me from that fall, Mister" as she glanced over to what Vergil was holding onto in his hand

"William Blake, I love his work, I seen a couple of his work and wanted to get a copy of his complete work but well I'm very busy"

Vergil couldn't help but softly smile at how cute the woman was

She introduced herself to Vergil as he did two, as she explained that his mother must've got his name from Dante's inferno

It was then began endless hours of talking together about books and all things classic literature

She quickly glance at her phone and realised she was at work and need to pack the books

To which to her surprise Vergil offered to help

And she was saved being told off by her boss, again for the third time today

As her shift was nearing its end, Vergil gave her the complete collection of William Blake

"But I thought you want to read it?" To which he shook his head "I think I still have a copy of it at home"

As he walked out mumbling to himself "that's if Dante didn't decide to it on me"

As the woman stood there looking at the book Vergil gave smiling, hoping to see him again soon