Lobsterphone

A MESSAGE FOR JONNY SIMS AND ALEXANDER J NEWALL:

you wanna give jon and martin a happy ending sooo badly. you want to make jon and martin so safe and alive and outside a computer even

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

These tarot cards are my new favourite thing ever. I need all of the inside job major arcana at your earliest convenience

🃏main characters🃏

Looking at my drafts for something to post and all my drafts fall into one of a few categories:

1. TMA thoughts that i had in quick succession and draftified in order to space them out. Quality ranges from “absolute shitpost” to “really insightful deep dive into some random part of the podcast”

2. Rants under multi-month-old posts that i opted not to post because it didn’t actually add anything to the post (generally multiple paragraphs long

3. The most unhinged half written posts youve ever seen. One of them just says “The Web is just” about 14 times followed by “The Eye is just” another 14 times and i dont remember what i was planning to do with it

“posts that have 10k to me” -boring, cliched, causes mild alarm

“Posts that will have 10k” -threatening, inevitable, sounds like a curse

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

Okay entirely ignoring the fact none of us know what the fuck is actually going on in tmp 8, can we take a moment to just feel happy for Gerry. He was so happy, 'deeply, plainly happy' according to the script.

Gerry who in his last moments turned his back on his mother. Gerry who couldn't kill Jurgen Leitner. Gerry who was betrayed by everyone he ever knew in life. Gerry who never knew how much his father loved him. Gerry who always wanted friends. Gerry who was ready to go.

Whether tmp Gerry is the same Gerry from tma, him being happy in any capacity brings me a world of peace.

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!