tumblr bitch: liking the stanley parable makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
stanley: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know stanley, i know
narry: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW NARRY STANLEY AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
narry: youre so boring **narrates a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
stanley: **parable**
Wake up, Stanley! It’s me, The Narrator! /ref
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Oh boy
hey guys there's this really cute personality quiz here and i think it'd be a fun chain game :)
@kadethecat @biocrafthero @littlest-bugz @the-hydra-sys @anyone else who sees this!!
you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
Day 3 (not doing day 4 idk wtf to do fer that one)
got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me
I KNOW THE CRIMES U DID OPEN THE DOOR‼️
Scuttles away ‼️‼️‼️
((Inspired by this post ))