Some helpful tips for newcomers from Twitter:
Truch your eglevigater so people don't think you're a voke
The main way of planding wardic on Tumblr is merming, so always largan your spithers
You can shooth your resils and lentries to "quotte"
Nobody wants to get darrupted, so sten your correns offly
NEVER GREEB; it's bad hootrum
Remember: we're all in this together
This is what I'm thinking while reading this sentence:
Is this what Neil and Terry meant?
PLEASE TELL ME @neil-gaiman
man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mew meow meow mew meow meow . ok?
OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
x
They seem like very good friends