[in A British Accent] HOWDY 🤠

And I love her.

Shes a walking meme

I present to you all, natasha romanoff: expert in many things except sitting properly

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

Alyssa Naeher secures USA the gold

SHE'S SOOOO FINE

I relate to this on a personal level. I have in fact seventh wheeled as well. Maybe me and Eloise need to seventh wheel together 👀

Eloise: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Francesca, cuddling with John: You shouldn’t think that way.

Violet, holding hands with Marcus: Yes, what makes you say that?

Penelope, sitting on Colin’s lap: Completely untrue.

Eloise: Wow. I have leveled up to seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

Apparently Rowling hasn't tweeted since her cyber bullying meltdown, and I'm thinking that might be related to Imane Khelif's lawsuit, and now I'm wondering if we can give her an additional gold medal for being the first person to ever get JK to finally shut the fuck up.

Wonderful game and brilliant vibe 🙌🏻

Here we have a supportive little tap from Ingrid 🫲🏻🍑