Doorman: Things to NOT say to your doorman who just came out: Mclooy: I'm gayer Doorman: It's not a competition. Arnold: A little on the nose to do it during pride month, no? Doorman: Yeah well I only found out a week ago, sorry for being gay during pride month. Selenne: In that outfit? Doorman: I only own these clothes. I'm sorry they aren't fabulous enough. Alf: I knew the second you told me you were gay! Doorman: ...yeah no shit Sherlock. Nacha: So what's next for Miss New Lesbian? Doorman: Miss New Lesbian needs a break please do not rush me. Chester: I already knew. I've been stalking you. Doorman:...what? Do you live here? Angus: Would you like to go on record saying that for my company's diversity initave? Doorman: Come on. Why. Francis: ...I didn't ask? Doorman: I have chosen you as my infodump person.
I forgot a bunch so here's a part 2! As always please reblog for a wider range of answers
The main cover by Guillem March for Lazarus Planet: The Revenge of the Gods (2023) #3, and variant covers by Simone Di Meo and Michael Cho, on sale 4/11/23.
Written by G. Willow Wilson, Becky Cloonan, and Michael W. Conrad; art by Cain Tormey, Emanuela Lupacchino, and Alitha Martinez.
Is Wonder Woman responsible for the destruction wrought by the gods she’s worshipped all her life? Back in Man’s World at last, Diana sees the horrors of the gods’ war and questions all she’s done to ensure the Amazons’ survival. Is it too late to turn the tide and achieve peace? Meanwhile, Olympus itself trembles as Shazam’s wizard takes revenge on his former champion!
This poor innocent soul 😔
What if Henry was a Peachman too? They look alike tbh, tho it would be really cruel that your little bro is not a good shoemaker so you'll throw him into the first job you see, no matter how dangerous and mentally traumatizing it could be, but hey!! That's just a theory 🤠🍊
doodle
Because shadows of rose has me back up to my neck in my RE8 hyperfixation headcannon requests are back open. Until I get one I like I’m making ones just for me
So without further ado…
(But also works for regressors or other sfw littles)
The duke
Let’s her use him as a cushion. Would hum a lullaby as she took a nap on his belly.
Would share his blanket with her on cold days
Enjoys showing her all the things he found while on his travels and making up stories about them
Would be such a safe, comforting presence and would know just how to keep her calm
Acts like a proud dad when she shows him her drawings and will keep them all
Makes sure she never went hungry.
Finds it adorable when she shoves a pillow up her shirt and pretends to be him
The maker and bringer of every toy.
Lady Dimitrescu
Is a lovely reader and would find her daughters favourite books from childhood and read to her for hours.
Would let her hat be stolen for dress up games and her lipstick for makeovers but only with supervision.
Worries little one isn’t warm enough and is always wrapping her in furs.
Gives the best shoulder rides because nobody can get higher than her.
Has always wanted to be a mother and Would start snuggling and spoiling her immediately
Will fight anyone who uses bad language around her favourite little one
Karl Heisenberg
The fun uncle who likes to play games and make her laugh
Can be very boisterous but knows when to stop. Definitely a tickler.
Lifts her up into the air on a dustbin lid
Swings her around before every hug.
Likes having a little helper in the workshop, showing her how to make metal shapes.
Knows how to juggle and will put on a clown act with silly faces when she’s sad
Doesn’t like having his beard pulled but will put up with it
The most agile lord and the only one who can/will run around playing chase.
Donna beneviento
The best at playing pretend games
Loves to sit on the floor and have a big dolls tea party. Will animate the dolls to do little shows.
Draws beautiful pictures and lets little one colour them in
Doesn’t mind she’s non verbal because they can play quiet games together
Would sing for her if a meltdown occurs and rock her.
Wouldn’t judge any stimming behaviours because she has her own.
Salvatore Moreau
Enjoys sensory play the others would deem too messy
Let’s her braid his bits of hair with a smile
Loves to watch the same Disney movies together over and over
Shows her cool bugs he found and lets her hold them
Will make towers out of random stuff from his house so she can knock them down
Always down for making a blanket fort
The peach peach dopplegänger as a peach. (This took me too long)
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Oh man have I got a CRAP ton of jokes to add to this series here. I can't wait to share them all later on!
TW // Suicidal Thoughts
BGM- End Titles - The Last Guardian
ACT 1
ACT 2
ACT 3 - 1 <<< 23 / 24 / ⚡️
Spot the One Piece reference! ☺️
So, yeah, this segment is very dear to me on a personal level, so I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed drawing it. These updates are taking so long due to the backgrounds and extra characters, but this time, the backgrounds are simplified along with the colour palette, so hopefully the next update isn’t too far off! I know last year I took a month long break, but I have been managing breaks between updates, so this time it won’t be necessary. My goal is to have this comic done by April. Props if I have it done before then!
Hello whatever is left of the TWDG fandom in 2023, I missed y'all! Figured I'd post some new drawings I made for this old Duck survives AU of mine here as well because I'm back in my TWDG era. Been posting these on Reddit but I figured what the hell, might as well revive my years old Tumblr where this AU started after all.
Anyway, I just think it'd be neat to see him survive and how he'd turn out as an adult and seeing him and Clem co-parent AJ (but not in a mom and dad kinda way, more like mom and dumb-but-cool Florida man uncle way).