Latest Posts by sparrow-scribbs - Page 4

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

"Would you look at that, mercury's in Gatorade."

"I don't believe in astrology."

"No, I mean there is a recall."

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

Tasim (yes I forgot his boots no I don’t care lmao)

lets be fashion accessories with mama!!

I wish I could be the hat of a much larger me that is 140 years old.

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

Mutuals who I don't know very personally yet I am holding a sugarcube out in my hand in the hopes that you will approach me like the noble horse

"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

HANG ON I FORGOT TO MAKE A POST ABOUT THIS

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH AN OBGYN TO GET A CONSULT FOR A HYSTERECTOMY!!!!!! FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!

So you know how in MCYT fandoms there are a lot of headcanons? Like more so than other fandom spaces? And how they come from very specific places, like old jokes (for example, Grian being avian from the pesky bird joke and also elytra skills)?

Do you ever wonder what you would be seen as? What shape you would take? What little quirks people attach to your identity and shape you around?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

being an life series fan is so embarrassing, like "oh what did you do at the weekend?" "i rewatched two grown men's minecraft avatars fist fight to the death in a ring of cactus, then i cried because -in my head, not even in cannon, just in my head- they're madly in love" or "you're in good mood, what's got you all giggly?" *stares at them knowing full well i was just reading a 40k word unfinished college au slowburn in which blorbo number one has just accientaly spilled a pumpkin spice late all over blorbo number two*

like, you'd think i could be a fan of something normal, but no. had to be "minecraft, but everyone is acting gay and killing eachother in gay ways"

YOU!! YES, YOU!! GO WRITE THAT FANFIC YOU THINK NOBODY BUT YOU WILL READ!!

this too shall pass

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

16/04/25

12 est

reblog to slap his bald head

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

Opossum ig

reblog to slap his bald head

Lizzie outfit design for misadventuresSMP!!!

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

i felt like drawing frank (me) tonight :-]