Tweet link. (Beware: this video of the book has flashing lights and glitching graphics.)
Link to tweet.
Link to Books.disney.com
Did you miss him? Admit it, you missed him.
The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself.
Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and beautifully illustrated tome contains baffling riddles, uncrackable ciphers, lost Journal 3 pages, ways to cheat death, the meaning of life, and a whole chapter on Silly Straws. But most importantly, The Book of Bill is deeply, deeply cursed.
Beware: This book travels to dimensions meant for older readers.
Alex Hirsch, #1 New York Times bestselling author, resuscitates this infamous villain and invites fans to a Bill’s eye view of the Gravity Falls universe. There are many who believe this book is too dangerous for human hands. But if you can’t resist, beware: Once you make a deal with Bill, it’s not so easily undone . . .
Released: July 23rd, 2024
Pages: 208
ISBN1368092209
9781368092203
Age Range: Adult
Barnes & Noble exclusive edition!
This Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition features a gold foil jacket and includes 16 extra pages of Bill's twisted life advice!
This also displays a link for a "Signed Book", for the same price as the B&N Exclusive. It is a signed copy of the B&N Exclusive edition.
And just to round things off:
Link to tweet.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It’s a dremel. Learn the difference at Ranger Henson’s woodworking workshop every other Wednesday at 11 at our Administration Building
That's it for now! I'm sure there will be more later, but time to post this.
one day :’)
One of these days ill be able to look at my brain while its spewing stupidity (that ill always believe because hes my boss) and just roll my eyes and move on like a normal person instead of internalizing it and agonizing over it.
‘No yeah, this doesn’t apply to you. It’s clearly stating that you should do X if youre a good person, but specifically you have it wrong. They probably mean to do Z. But like theyre being so clear man, youll ruin their day if they have to deal with your stupidity if you get this wrong.’
‘Oh okay, you’re probably right. So I should just not do it?’
‘Yeah. Shame, that means youre a bad person. Oh well.’
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
I love homestuck so far, and I’m worried that it will have so much content that I won’t be able to finish it all because I have a low attention span, I think I started like two months ago? :’(
also, sollux >:D
Keep being snazzy
WHAT- can anyone tell if this is fan animated or not? I cant tell- it partially looks legit- DUDE-
omg i found a leaked clip of homestuck the animated series episode 42 omfg
Pronouns:I don't/care!Fandoms: mainly homestuck, in Wof, tadc,and more
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