pairing: Bakugou X Fem Reader
Summary: With the bills piling up and no way to know when you will be able to return to work. Your roommate suggests you take a call center job where you can work from home. The job? being an anonymous person for Pro Heroes to vent to.
But no amount of training could prepare you for just how quickly your first caller makes you cry.
Genre: Strangers to lovers, Pro Hero AU
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use of pet names, cursing, and more sassiness! A little dumb flirting, and mild, very mild spice. Things are finally heating up. jealousy? heavy flirting, but reader just can't accept it.
It took almost a week before you were able to make it back home.
A week left of nothing to do, and nowhere to really go. Put up in a fancy hotel, that lost its shine and glamor the longer you were there. While it was nice the first couple of days, you grew more bored than you ever imagined you could. All that the two of you could manage to do was idly go out and explore shops, mostly just window shopping. But even looking into the expensive department stores and fancy little candy shops. Grew old after a while.
Both your roommate and yourself were off for the week. Since neither of you had access to the required tools to do your job. your boss told you that you could have the time off. Still paid of course, since you were technically involved in a villain attack.
But the entire week you spent longing to get back to your job.
And no it wasn't because a certain loudmouth hero hadn't called you like he said he would either. You still weren't worried about the fact that he may have lied to you and never went to the hospital. That he hadn’t been stubborn and was left to bleed out on the floor of his office. And no you definitely weren't upset at the fact he told you he would call you. And you still hadn't heard anything from him.
Nope, not you.
So when you and your roommate were finally able to go back home. You felt a flood of relief take you as you unlock your door and stepped inside. All the glass and dirt had been cleaned up. A brand new sliding glass door and windows installed in every room. Your property management was quick to apologize. For not having impact-resistant windows and doors installed before you moved in. and delayed the date your rent was due, as a way to apologize.
Using your new scooter you found it a bit difficult to push it across the beige carpet of the living room. What was once your favorite thing about this place was now turning out to be a nightmare to roll across. Opening your door and letting you see your bedroom. It looked almost the exact same way you left it, it just cleaned up. The new window lets the evening sunshine as it set beyond the scope of the tall skyscrapers of the city.
But your bed?
Oh, you beeline straight for it. Almost throwing yourself into the well-worn comforter and sheets. Leaving your scooter behind you spread out. Your limbs stretch to the far corners of the bed laying your head face first into the mattress. As old as your bed was, and as much as you liked to complain about how bad it made your back feel sometimes. You felt comforted by being back in your own space. Soft warm blankets, that had been waiting just for you to crawl back into them and sleep the day away.
It felt so nice to finally be back home, even if it wasn’t big or shiny, this was your little slice of paradise. Carefully crafted. To include all of your little trinkets and things you have collected over the years. You didn’t even realize that you missed it until you couldn’t look at them every day.
You turn your head to the side and just take a moment to breathe. Pulling up your still injured hand you trace the line of stitches on your hand. The doctor told you that you would have to keep them for two weeks. And then come to see him so they could remove what didn’t fall out on their own. The palm of your hand was still tender to the touch, but you could see the start of its healing. A tight pink line ran across your palm, forcing the new skin to stay together. It was ugly and bright against the expanse of your skin.
But it was just a hand, nobody would see that scar.
But it still bothered you to know that you were going to be left with a reminder of your carelessness. That scar still brings back the thought of your mystery hero, and where he was. Maybe he too was getting his own set of scars from fighting a villain.
You hated to admit that you got your hopes up that he would call you the next day. It was stupid on your part when you believed him when he said he would call you later. He was a busy man, there was no reason why he would waste his time talking to you, especially if he had a job to do. But still, the last conversation you had with him, had you yearning to hear his loud and angry voice once again.
You were madder with yourself for getting upset than anything else. He didn’t owe you anything, especially a phone call. But you still found excuse after excuse on why you should be mad at him.
But with going back to work tomorrow you silently hoped in the back of your mind that he would call you. You didn’t even care if he waited until you had a minute left of your day. You just wanted to hear his voice, and make sure he was alive.
The rest of your night was spent, checking out your room, and awkwardly taking a shower. It was always so hard to stand with your foot in a cast, but you were thankful for the doctor who wrapped your foot. He was able to use a hybrid-type cast that you were able to get wet. So taking a shower was easier than with a traditional one. But you still couldn’t put a lot of pressure on the appendage.
You managed the best you could, holding on to the shower wall, and using your good hand to wash your hair and body. Taking extra care to start up your skincare routine. And change into the most comfortable pajamas that you owned. Which really just meant that you wore panties and a tank top. Your roommate was nice enough between catching up on her work emails and making phone calls. To order some takeout.
And you sat in your bed enjoying the small spread of food. Idly playing on your phone, wrapped up in your sheets. And for the first time in forever, you decide to turn on the tv. Letting it idly play in the background of your room. Until you let that little intrusive thought cross your mind. Maybe you should turn on the news and see what’s happening in the world. Maybe see if there were any tracks or big fights that happened this week that you should be privy to.
It definitely wasn’t because you wanted to check and see if your mystery hero had made the news.
Not that you would be able to tell if he had or not. You didn’t know what he looked like, what his hero name was, or even his real name. But still, the thought lingered until you couldn’t fight it off anymore. Grabbing your remote and flipping the channel to the local news. You watch as the two anchors give short replays of the events of the week. Mostly about how a school of kids had been attacked, but heroes were there to save the day.
Smiling faces of children and crying parents played along your flatscreen. And you went back to playing on your phone, convinced that you didn’t care about what was playing on the television. Focused on the clicker game you were tapping away at on your phone. Half ready for bed, a tired yawn leaves you as you endlessly tap your phone. Until you hear the soft knocking of your roommate gently tapping at your door. Before she cracks it open sticking her head inside.
“I know it’s late, but apparently he has been calling nonstop!” she says, forcing you to pull your attention away from your phone to look at her. “He’s on the phone asking for you.”
“Who?” You ask, trying not to sound too hopeful.
But you knew immediately who she was referring to. The same gruff asshole that you had been longing to talk to all week.
“Him,” She says. “Boss said she will pay extra if you talk to him now, just make sure that you send her over the time stamps for the call.”
Immediately you perk up at that. You didn’t even care that you were going to get more money for taking the call so late at night. But you didn’t want to let your roommate know that.
“I guess,” you say casually, even though it felt like you had to stop your heart from pounding away in your chest.
“Ok, I'm gonna patch him to your cell, so you can stay in bed,” She says with a sly smirk.
There was no way that you couldn’t tell your roommate about the last call you had with him. About how he was being sarcastic but still sincere in his own way. You retold the entire story to her as she sat on the toilet seat in the bathroom while you took a shower. And she laughed when she told you that you had a major crush on the scaly lizard pro hero who kept calling. The running joke now had her also pointing out every little lizard and gecko. That the two of you came across in every store you went to. And it made you laugh but it still made you yearn just that much harder to hear his voice once again.
She shuts your door and not even thirty seconds later, your phone screen lights up with a call. A private number phone vibrates the phone in your hand.
“Do you even know how fuckin’ long I’ve been trying to get a hold of you?” He growls out as you answer the phone.
He didn’t bother to greet you as a normal person would. But even when he sounded angry, you couldn’t help but feel relief as he talked. And you can hear him take a deep breath and hold it for a few seconds before he let it out. Like he was working up himself in order to keep himself calm. Silence fills the line as you wait with bated breath on what he has to say.
“You can’t just disappear like that,” He says after a moment, his voice losing its harsh tone. “They kept giving me some bullshit about you being gone." He grumbles into the phone.
It was endearing that he had tried to at least tried to contact you. But you had no access to anything to be able to talk to him.
"They gave us the week off because of the whole being shacked up in a hotel. We can't exactly do our job with no way for people to call us."
"Then how the hell did I talk to you while you were on the train?" His gruff voice snaps.
"They patched you over to my cell." You giggle.
"They coulda done that again."
“If I didn’t know better I would say you might have missed me.”
And you couldn’t help but laugh when the offended huff leaves his mouth. Traveling through the speaker and into your ear. It was just cute how he claimed that he didn’t care, but he was up in arms about not being able to talk to you.
“Whatever.” He finally answers.
But something about the way he said it made your heart jump. It wasn’t full of the anger and rough attitude you have become accustomed to hearing from him. It was softer, quieter.
“I guess I could forgive you for not calling me for a week. I was worried you know!” You say after a couple of seconds letting the laughter die down in your voice.
You couldn’t stay mad at him for something out of his control. He didn’t know that your boss was letting you have the week off and you would be unreachable. And he had put in the effort to try and contact you. The thought made your already jumbled stomach flutter more.
“Don’t try and guilt trip me, I tried.” He barks, but it still doesn’t carry the bite of his normal voice.
"Who would I be if I didn't give you a hard time?" You laugh Into the phone.
It hits you just then how much you actually missed hearing his voice. The way he spoke was harsh and loud, but when he was talking like this. All soft and normal it made your stomach flutter.
You wouldn't dare admit it to him. But you have come to terms with the fact that you may have a little bit of a crush on your mystery man. And it was this exact reason why you had such strict rules you had to follow when talking to him.
They didn't want you to become attached to your callers. They didn't want the anonymity of their business to be put in jeopardy. Because one person couldn't keep things professional. But you couldn't exactly make yourself keep to the rules.
You wanted him to bother you, it didn't matter how late it was. You wanted him to call you and gripe, even if it meant that you had to break a few rules now to keep him around. It was selfish on your part. Stringing him along like this. Because once your leg was healed you would go back to your normal job, and he would lose interest.
Besides the distance you knew had to be between the two of you. There was also the fact that you were a social outcast. Quirkless and once he found that out he would drop you like a bad habit. Just like everyone else did. You didn’t have the luxury of being careless anymore, your heart was sealed off from love for a long time.
Nobody wanted to be friends with a quirkless girl, history proved that to you.
"What's wrong?" You hear him ask if you didn't know him better sounding like he was concerned.
"What?" You ask softly, pulling yourself from your spiraling thoughts. "I didn't hear you."
"You stopped that giggling and shit, so what's wrong?"
"Ever perceptive there hero." You quip. "It's nothing, I think I'm just tired."
You lie through your teeth. But what you were thinking about wasn't anything he needed to know. You also didn't want to tell him about your woes either. He called you to vent, not the other way around. You were here to listen, you weren't supposed to be thinking what you were.
You were already crossing a line.
"I think you're a lair princess."
Either you really were a bad liar, or this guy was just way too perceptive.
“I’m fine, it's just been a long week.” You lie again, but hopefully, it would sound convincing enough for him to drop the subject.
“Being laid up in a hotel too rough on you?” he asks with that sarcastic tone you know so well. “The room service and VIP treatment weren’t to your satisfaction?”
You laugh before you can help yourself. It was a small giggle really, but even with his words, you could tell he wasn’t being mean. It was his way of trying to be playful.
“Can you believe that we didn’t get room service?” You ask mock offended. “We were forced to go out and find our own food! They treated us like common peasants!”
You wave your hand around for emphasis, even though you were the only one who could see it. But it worked, he laughed with you. Deep and rumbly as it traveled through from his side of the line into yours. The familiar fire in your stomach sparks to life at the sound. You can feel your face heat up as well. And again you have to mentally slap yourself for letting something as dumb as a laugh cause you to react like this.
“We will just have to up your hotel accommodations. Next time you wanna stick your face in a window during a villain attack.” He snickers.
“No thanks, I think I learned my lesson with the last one.” You sigh. “Besides I need to leave the heroes to do their work. I don’t want any more flying lessons.”
You lay back in bed, with a smile on your face. Now that you had some time to get over the initial embarrassment of the incident. You could finally have a playful conversation about it. Of course, it helped that you had your residential smartass to talk to.
As the line falls silent, you let your eyes glance at the tv, the news anchor talking about the latest story of the day. It was the same story from when you first switched over to the channel. The one about the school full of children being saved. But this time you happen to see two familiar faces pop up on the screen. A small gasp left your lips at the realization.
“What’s going on?” He asks.
“Oh, I uh left the tv on the news and I just saw the guy who rescued me! And the other one who busted our windows.”
“The one with the fat ass? What’d they do?” He asks but you could hear what you can only assume is a tinge of jealousy in his voice.
“Looks like they saved an elementary school full of kids.” You say innocently. Squinting slightly to read the headline as it played across the bottom of the screen. “No casualties,” you add.
“Who are they?” He asks, and you could hear rustling around on his side of the phone.
“I can’t tell you that.” You chide.
“If it’s on the news, then it’s public information princess.”
God, he really needed to stop calling you that. You had to fight against every piece of yourself to stop from just blabbering their names. As they played under their pictures.
"Your dead set on getting me fired, I know it." You groan into the line.
"Just read me the headline then." He chuckles in your ear.
"Pro heroes Deku and Dynamight save a schoolhouse from a metal villain." You read in a hushed tone.
Like being quiet about what you were saying was going to make it easier. For you to further break the strict rules of your contract. But still, he was right in the technical sense. You weren’t breaking any rules the company that paid you set in stone. You were just innocently reading your mystery man a headline from the news. He could just as easily be watching the same local channel you were right?
Complete coincidence.
But he was silent on your end. No witty comeback, or smart-ass reply. But you could hear his breathing pick up as the silence continued.
“Which one saved you?” He asked, but his voice wavered ever so slightly.
It was like he knew something you didn’t, and you did not enjoy that feeling at all.
“The green-haired one,” You say softly.
You didn’t say his name, for your own reasons. But from what you understood from the news that these two were some kind of god-like duo. Working together since their high school days. It was kinda dumb how you didn’t realize sooner. That you had been witness to the number one and number two pros in the country fight right on your street.
“Course he fuckin did.” He grumbles into the phone, and you can hear more rustling going on on his end of the line. Like he was doing the same thing you were, just laying in bed having a conversation with someone.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” You ask, adjusting yourself further into your bed.
You continue to watch the tv as it plays more of an interview with the green-haired hero. Smiling and happy as he talked to a reporter. He was cute, you had to give him that. With his curly mess of hair and freckled face. It wouldn’t be far out of the scope to say that he was attractive, but not for you.
Instead, your eyes wander to the background as the other hero stomps his way over to his partner.
They were massive, you had seen that firsthand. But the ashy blonde that stormed up to his friend and leaned in to whisper in his ear had all your attention. His sharp red eyes were hidden behind a black mask.
You had to give it to technology these days. The definition was so good you could see the flecks of dirt and soot that lingered around his face and in his hair. And the way his hero suit clung to each and every curve of his well-defined muscles. The tightness leaves little to the imagination. Your eyes can’t help but take in the broadness of his shoulders, and how his arms flexed as his arms swayed. All the way down to where his belt sat snugly around his slim waist.
God, if only you had been more focused on looking at him instead of that fight when he was right in front of you. He was beyond pretty, even with the sour look on his face, his gums showing as the reporter asked him a question. His mouth pulled up in a snarl as he turned his head and walked away.
But you were right about him having a fat ass. Oh my god, at least you got to see that in person.
“You fall asleep or something?” He barks into the phone.
His rough voice was more than enough to finally break the trance the Blonde on the tv had on you. Physically shaking your head slightly you focus back on your phone call.
“I’m sorry.” You manage to get out. “I got distracted,” You muttered the last part like it would make the heat in your cheeks feel less hot.
“D’you see something you liked?” He asks almost sounding hopeful.
But with the way, the thought entered your brain of maybe the roles being changed around. What if That man had been the one who climb through your busted sliding glass door and flew you down to the ground? Would he have been nice about it? Or would he be grumpy like he was on the television? He was a hero, so he would have to have some kind of bedside manner right?
“Do you know those two?” You ask, with not-so-innocent intentions flooding your mind.
Look you were only human, it was normal to have daydreams about being rescued by big muscular men. Playing out the trope of being a damsel in distress. Waiting with bated breath for your prince to rescue you. To take you away to some magical place where you were free to fall in love.
“You could say that,” He says with a bit of a smirk in his voice. “Why?”
And you could tell he was enjoying himself a little too much from the way he spoke. His voice dripped with something you hadn’t had the chance yet to pick apart. Teasing, but something more lingering just under it? Your head was still playing back the fantasy your mind had cooked up. Only pushing you further into your heart rate picking up, and feeling hot all of a sudden. So much so that you sling the covers from your body in an attempt to cool yourself, not that it did you much good.
“I’m not having this conversation with you,” You say embarrassed.
And he has the audacity to fucking laugh at you.
“You liked that green-haired nerd didn’t you?” He accuses you over the line. “Or do you have a thing for blondes?”
“Oh my god, we are not about to talk about this on a work call!” You squeak and fight the urge to hide your face in your pillow.
“Then give me your number and I’ll call you.” He suggests. “I’ll give you all the juicy details you wanna know.”
Oh, he was trying to get you to break the rules for him. And he wasn't even being coy about it either. It wasn't going to be his job on the chopping block if your boss found out about this.
“I will not,” You say simply, pulling your face from your phone, ready to hang up on him.
He growls into the line, even with your phone away from your ear. Hearing something so primal comes from your mystery man. Was more than enough to rattle something deep within your stomach. Sending butterflies soaring around your insides.
“I’m not doing this shit again, give me your number!” He barks.
“I can’t, I’ll get fi-”
“Fired, yeah I fuckin’ know.” He cuts you off to finish your sentence.
And before you even have to chance to talk he starts rambling off a list of numbers to you. Slowing down and repeating them once he realizes that you weren’t writing them down. Quickly as you can you pull out your little notebook and make him start over again, writing the numbers. He promptly hangs up after he makes sure you have all the digits written down.
You can't help but be a little taken aback by what you are looking at. It was clearly a phone number, and you had a minute to process the entire five-minute conversation. He had given you his number and expected you to call him. But you couldn’t make yourself. This was crossing so many lines, and the last thing you needed was to lose your job all because you wanted to talk to him.
But with shaky hands, you type the number into your phone and press the call button. When the call started it only got three rings in before you can hear his gruff voice on either end.
“Before you even start bitchin', you didn’t break any rules,” He says roughly. “I gave you my number.”
It was like he knew you were panicky over calling him. Which was sweet, even if he was pushing the limits. He was doing just enough to stay teetering on the line of what would keep you safe.
“I just can’t afford to get fired,” You say softly.
“Listen you fucking crybaby, if you get fired I’ll just pay your bills till you go back to your old job or whatever.”
You don’t know if it was still the sinful thoughts lingering in your mind. Or your own stupid brain working against you. but you can’t keep the words from flowing out of your mouth.
“I could enjoy having a sugar daddy.”
In your mind, you said it innocently enough. But you could hear the absolute sin that was dripping from your tone as soon as the words slipped past your lips. Almost shocking yourself as the sentence marinated in the air. Gently flowing from your end of the line and going right into his waiting ear. You had zero business sounding like that. Especially when it was another hero That caused this type of reaction out of you. It wasn’t fair to the man you were on the phone with to let your sluttiness be known while he was the one here talking to you.
“I bet you could.”
And by all things holy in this world he let his voice drop lower than you ever expected it to go. You could physically feel the chill that ran down your spine. As his voice caused your body to be engulfed in flames. It felt like warm honey was running through your veins. Fuck, he did that on purpose. He was matching your energy, and you could not take it.
“I didn’t mean it like that!” you try and backtrack. Trying to sound less seductive, but it still sounded flustered.
“That’s a shame,” He tsks into the phone. “Now tell me which one of those two idiots stole your attention away from the most important hero in your life?”
You were simply going to melt into a puddle on the bed if he kept up that conceding attitude. You Could not handle feeling this flustered. The added risk of him somehow holding this conversation against you later on. As some type of blackmail made you clench your thighs together.
All you could do was sputter and stumble out your words, nothing coherent coming out. You at one point even stopped and took a deep breath, but your words were still failing you for a moment. Even as he darkly chuckled into the phone. Thoroughly enjoying the torment you were going through.
“The nice one!” You lie.
It was the biggest, fattest lie you could muster given the circumstances. He didn’t need to know that you were lusting after the current number two pro. He definitely didn’t need to know that it was his pretty face. And bulging muscles that kept playing through your mind.
Your nice hero Deku was completely forgotten. In exchange for the snarling blonde still playing on the tv.
"Liar." He teases. "You like 'em mean."
"I do not." You try to keep the nervous laughter in your voice from making its presence known. But your voice betrays you when it cracks a little.
"You wouldn't keep taking my calls if you liked nice guys."
He said it was such confidence that you even believed him. Although you suppose he had a point, even so, you would never admit that to him. This was still a pro, completely unattainable as far as you were concerned. If it weren't for your job this guy wouldn't give you the time of day to even talk to him.
But still, it was a nice little fantasy you had going on.
"I have to take those calls." You remind him.
"Yeah? Well, what about this one?" He coos.
He had you there, completely.
"Courtesy call. Just to let you know this won't be happening again."
"Nah, you're gonna keep taking 'em." He says with a low rumble in his chest. "Wanna know how I know?"
"You don't." interjecting his point.
"Because as much as you wanna act like a brat, I think you like being a good girl more."
He was right, and yet again you were left unable to process much of anything. This entire conversation has spiraled out of your control. And left you feeling like you were teetering on the edge of something unknown, scary even. But holy hell, why did you enjoy the things he was saying to you?
"You can't say stuff like that!" You whisper harshly.
You roll onto your side, and pull your cover half up your body, shielding yourself from no one but yourself. But it made you feel less vulnerable when you had this man calling you names like he was. Everything from your original crybaby, to now good girl. This man was pushing all of the right buttons to keep you flustered.
"And why not princess?"
And there was the other one. Such a simple little term really. But you couldn’t stop your body from reacting to the way he said it. Deep baritone voice, laced with every intention to make you squirm around in your bed. You clench your thighs together again. Just to relieve some of the building tension you felt growing in your lower body.
"Cause you can't just accidentally flirt with people!" You scold him, still more embarrassed for yourself.
You couldn’t force yourself to come to terms with the fact he may have been so suggestive on purpose. It had to be an accident on his part. Nobody flirted with you, even on those long nights spent at the club you worked at. Drunken bodies weave together under the neon lights and strong bass of the speakers.
It was one of your favorite things to watch at work. When people finally started to let loose and feel the music. When they would grow bold enough to grab the hand of that friend or stranger. Who had been eyeing them the entire night.
Dragging them to the dancefloor and sensually dancing with each other. Sometimes they didn’t even get through an entire song before they would be attacking each other. Tongues darting out to taste the remains of alcohol still on their lover's lips. Hands traveling under shirts and skirts to grab handfuls of thighs and hips.
You always wondered what it would be like to have that in your life. A spur of the moment romance, even if just for the night. To have someone want you with the same messy passion as you witnessed time and time again.
"I'm a hero, I don't do anything by accident." He cockily reminds you.
“You don’t even know who I am or what I look like!” You try to counter his suggestion. “I could have four arms and be purple for all you know.”
“I know more than you give me credit for.” He chuckles like he already knew everything there was to know about you. “But I’ll back off if you want me to. Don’t need ya cryin’ on me again.”
“It’s late, I really need to go to bed.” You try your best to divert the situation.
It wasn’t going to quiver the aching you now felt in the apex of your thighs. But you needed to have a moment to breathe once again. And keeping him on the line was going to do nothing but make your break. You were only about two seconds away from throwing everything to the wind. And letting him have anything he wanted from you as it was. And like a fool you were still trying to cling to the hope you could keep some semblance of professionalism. Despite your call being a private one.
“You gonna be thinking of me while you fall asleep?” He asks in that same sinful tone.
Closing your eyes. You bite the tip of your thumb in hope of quieting the sound of the soft moan as it slipped past your lips. Biting harder on the pad so you can focus back on getting off the phone. Saving what little sanity you still had left.
“My roommate and I think you're a scaly lizard man,” You say dumbly, talking around your sore thumb.
That was sure to kill the mood. Compare him to a cold-blooded reptile! He would get the hint and lose any intrest in you once he found out about your joke. Hopefully, he didn't like funny girls.
“Only one way to find out,” He says.
“What does that mean?” You asked slightly panicked. Your heart pounding away in your chest now for an entirely different reason.
“Get some sleep,” He chuckles into the phone again. “Night crybaby.”
He didn’t even give you the chance to say goodbye, fuck you, no nothing before the line goes dead. And you let out a frustrated sigh before you pull your phone away from your head and throw it down on the bed. You had half the mind to call him back and yell at him for being so rude.
But you knew that was what he was probably waiting for.
For you to call him back so he could find another excuse to keep you talking to him. If you could even call it that. It was all about him talking so inappropriately and you being unable to control how your body reacted to it. It was almost like he could sense what he needed to say to turn you into a gooey mess.
But he wouldn’t win that easily. He didn’t know just how petty you could be. You could easily just go to bed and forget all about him. Block his number and carry on with your life. But you still felt that growing itch to reach for your phone and do it anyway. Already missing the way he sounded when he was getting what he wanted.
And you didn’t fight the urge for very long. Because as soon as you heard the notification for a text go off on your phone. You immediately shoot out your hand and grab the device. Quickly swipe your finger across the screen and pull up your text messages. If the picture that was just sent to you was real then you were wrong, so very fucking wrong.
He wasn’t some scaly lizard man like you joked about before.
You can’t help but let your eyes take in the sight lighting up your screen. His head was completely covered by the flash from his phone. But the sight you were blessed with just about made you pass out. The rest of his body was hard, with chiseled abs, and scars dancing along the curves of his chest and hip. All the way down to the deep V that was on display. Your eyes stopped once they reached the hem of the extremely low-sitting sweatpants. That were barely hanging from his hips. No question in your mind that he had to be bare underneath them.
You couldn’t pull your mind to focus on anything else but the photo haunting your screen. The man had a body built like a fucking deity, strong, wide, and muscular for days. Every inch of his exposed sun-kissed skin just begging to be touched. You had to force your mouth to close. Before you actually started to drool in your lap at the sight that was bestowed upon you. Only for three little dots to appear under the photo. A snarky little message appears from the unsaved number on your screen.
“Still think I’m a scaly lizard man?”.
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@mary-jinx, @tnqueen, @sumztrix, @hypernovaxx, @purplepotato13
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good morning !!!!! let’s have a great day I love u guys
We do not know enough about UA as a school.
We know there’s the hero course, support course, and business course. But there is NO WAY they are as simple as they are made to seem, they literally can’t be if UA is supposed to be the top hero school in the country. I’m supposed to believe that the support course is exclusively focused on making gadgets? NO.
I’m gonna break it up into 3 branches.
Tech Support:
This is what we are shown in the show/manga. It almost exclusively shown to be working on support items and tech. Which is totally necessary for hero work, developing new technologies to accommodate heroes. Easy peasy, we know what this is.
Medical Support:
So this is the one I’m passionate about!!! There is NO WAY recovery girl is the only medical personnel in that school, and there’s no reason this wouldn’t be a specialty course. Obviously healing quirks are few and far between, but surely there’s at least a few people who could be trained to be Hero Medical Specialists. Teaching the students how to best support hero-grade injuries, how to be on site at a battle, and treat quirks based ailments. I would guess that this course would be small and probably more selective than the hero course but very important!!
Costume Support:
This one is also very important!! Obviously these would basically be fashion students, I’m sure designing the costumes would be the fun part. But having to learn about what fabrics and metals are durable and suitable for each hero is a very necessary part of having heroes. Imagine Kaminari’s clothes singed up every time he let out a shock? Useless and unhelpful. But if his clothes were conductive? Practical! Fashionable!
Hero students are assigned 1 person per support branch. So they’d have their own tech student, med student, and fashion student working with them as soon as they receive their provisional license. This is half of their school mandated team, the other half being the business students. This teaches the students to work as a unit with not only other heroes, but everyone involved in their hero career.
The medical student must learn how to deal with quirk based injuries then relay to the fashion and tech students how to best support the hero student in avoiding those injuries. The fashion and tech students will then take that information and use it to better their costume designs and support gear.
I had a two hour conversation with my little brother about this so it’s kinda long. Lmk what you think!!
hi. rotting on two things so i’ll let you pick which to respond to.
yuuji who gets so flustered over that cute girl he works with who has a soft tummy and thick thighs. 🥴
megumi coming home after a long day at work, exhausted and frustrated, so he needs to take his frustration out on smth pretty. 😵💫
i’ll be back for megumi. for rn i wanna talk about yuuji… and let’s say this is a normalcy au, no curses n such
tw: um…thigh fucking.
•yuuji who adores pop culture so much he probably ends up working in a place just as nerdy, owning a place rather. a cozy shop lined with the latest manga and newest limited edition figures. he’s good at what he does, has an answer to everything, he’s top notch at making sales just by how kind he is. he’s easy to talk to, kind on the eyes. though no matter how great he was, he couldn’t do everything alone. he’d need extra hands around the place eventually. he just wasn’t expecting a woman. scratch that, he wasn’t expecting to have forced proximity with a hot woman.
even at 30, he didn’t date much, no matter how much of a smooth talker he pretended to be. in fact he couldn’t remember the last time he went on a proper date or even lied next to a woman. it wasn’t his top priority, he was a busy man, running the shop and all. even so, he had never felt so flustered. you talked real sweet, big doe eyes always batting weighty lashes at him, a sugarplum with an alternative style. he could dig it. but…you were so pretty that he found himself stumbling over his words like a fumbling teenager. he never knew ears could burn for this long. you had the cutest round cheeks, rosy and bright, he could look at your smile all day but…but he cursed himself for how many times he had to stop his eyes from drifting, wandering to the heft of your breasts, or the mouth watering pudge of your tummy in all those pretty dresses you wore. he felt like such a grade A pervert every time his gaze lingered on the thickness of your thighs when they were so perfectly snug in your ripped jeans. he wanted to lick every ripple of skin that peaked through the denim.
you truly were a sweetheart, and he felt like shit for thinking the way that he did. you weren’t an object for him to gawk at, your were a person. but…but.. BUT he couldn’t control the amount of times he would chub up in his joggers every time you bent at the waist to reorganize a shelf of merchandise, or worse, when you got down on your knees to do it instead. he always got the perfect view of your ass, so juicy and just begging to be bitten into. he nearly jumped out of his skin every time you would call to him while he was fantasizing, never anything he’d repeat in a church that’s for sure.
“you okay, itadori?”
and most time’s he could only manage a pathetic nod or a choked up mumble because he felt so exposed. if only you knew how many times he had daydreamed about kissing you all over, or splaying you out on the floor and burying his face between those sinful thighs of yours.
• i feel like it would have to be you who makes the first move, maybe when summer rolls around quicker than the ocean’s tide. when the heat of the sun comes in with a fury so you have to wear less to combat it. you weren’t dumb, anyone with eyes could see how poorly yuuji covered up boners, or when he’d try to cough to cover a strained whine whenever you two bushed together in one of the tight aisles of the shop. it was frustrating though, he never put in effort to ask you out. he clammed up whenever you said something flirty. you just didn’t take him for being someone so shy.
using the heat to your advantage, you showed up to work in a pair of shorts you’d normally not wear out and tank top. the place had no dress code, so it wasn’t like you were breaking any rules, but the way the man’s eyes nearly tried to bulge out of his head when he saw you was a prominent confidence booster. he was so damn easy. he could barely look you in the eye all day but you saw it, the way his eyes would quickly dart to your plunging neckline. you could feel his stare whenever he thought you weren’t the wiser. he was putty in your hands and to be fair, you enjoyed the power trip. you two liked to hang out and chat after closing, plot out new layouts for the merchandise on the sales floor or sometimes just chat about nothing in particular.
tonight it was no different, except it was because this time you had been tired of waiting. this time you had him pressed up close, his shirt bitten and held with his teeth as you both watched the scene playing out between you. his cock, blushed and leaky, was slipping in and out of the tight space between your thighs. his hands gripped at the soft flesh of your sides beneath your shirt, resisting the urge to leave thumb shaped bruises. you hadn’t even bothered to remove your shorts, just let him thrust desperately, using his own sticky precum as lube.
he liked your thighs so much…right? he didn’t seem to mind, too hazy and far gone to even bask in the embarrassment. he was all labored breathing and frustrated growls, chasing his climax like a dog would it’s own tail. you were so soft, but it almost was too much and not enough as the fat of your thighs lovingly hugged his shaft, covering his whole length completely.
“that all you got, yuuji? this can’t possibly be how you expect to fuck me, right?”
his eyes fluttered, hips jerked, head shook rapidly at the thought. you were quick to pull his shirt from his mouth, awed by the string of spit the trailed and the dumb look on his face.
“right?” you pressed, loving his flushed cheeks and knitted brows.
“n-no— fuck- i-“
you had the nerve to giggle at his stammering, locking your ankles over one another to make the makeshift pussy that was the space between your thighs, that much tighter. itadori gasped, slipping his hands down to grab at your ass instead, gripping the mailable flesh with both hands, making you meet his thrusts. it made you brace yourself on the counter you two were leaning against, made your tits recoil from the force while pressing up against him.
“wanna fuck you so bad, so damn pretty.”
“oh yeah?”
“yes. god you’re a minx.”
you cheesed, “i need you to cum for me, yu’. i know you can make such a beautiful mess for me, can’t you honey?”
he felt dipped in ice water, electrified by your words and you didn’t need to say much more before he was grunting loudly with your name on his tongue. heated ropes of thick cum pumped from his tip and ran down your legs like milk, making you sticky in more places than one. one of your hands snaked between you both, wrapping around his twitching cock easily. he hissed, whined at the sensitivity before reaching for your wrist to still your movements.
“w-wait. just gimme a second.”
“you want me to stop?,” you purred, hand massaging him nice and slow.
“no. no please don’t stop.”
“that’s what i thought.”
….but that’s just a few thoughts.
taggging @thenamesmiz bc i know you love yuuji too
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you reblog stuff not just to boost it, but also to share it. to keep the post alive and moving, which is the entire point of tumblr - sharing content, keeping it alive and moving for others to see.
for example, i reblog a fanart/fic from like 2021 and watch as the post starts to gain traction again because i've put it on other people's dashboards and they're interacting with it once more. everyone is happy; you've seen art/stories you enjoy, the creator got recognition for it, the algorithm boosted the post.
engagement in a click of a button, that's literally it. people calling creators entitled for wanting that, should really sit down and think about how long it takes those creators to produce the content in the first place and how much effort they put into it...... thank you.
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"We shouldn't be doing this," Aizawa says, the pads of his fingers pressing into the squishy skin of your cheek as he grips it with one hand, prying your lips off of his. "This is- it's inappropriate, you're my-"
You kiss him again, and despite his objections he reciprocates. His beard tickles you, not quite as scratchy and unkempt as when he first hired you. He has time to take care of himself now. The bags under his eyes- well, they're still there, but much less deep and purple. You know that taking you on as Eri's nanny is the best decision he's made in a while. And with the way you can feel him beginning to grow against your thigh, perhaps the worst as well.
"That's what makes it fun," you say, trying to convince him as your hands snake into his hair. "That's what makes it sexy. Fucking the hot, young babysitter- it's a cliche for a reason, Shota."
"Fuck," he grumbles, nipping at your lip. "Fuck. I'm not that guy. That's not me, I don't fuck younger women who- who I pay to care for my child, I-"
"You're a man," you moan, gripping his hair and pulling it taut. "A man who's been lonely for too long. Wouldn't it be nice to have a wet, hot cunt to sink your cock in?"
"Was this your plan all along?" He growls, walking you back against the living room wall. "Put on your sweet little dresses and take care of my daughter just to seduce me?"
"No," you giggle, arching into him as your back meets the wall. "I'm too good at my job to just do it for a fuck. Getting you to bend me over the sofa and rail me is just... An added perk."
"You're a minx," he says, defeated. "I shouldn't do this."
"But you will... Won't you?"
In a movent so quick and smooth you'd think he was getting laid nightly if you didn't know better, he hooks his hands under your thighs and hoists you up, his erection pressing against your cotton panties. You whimper at the contact, trying to buck against him for an ounce of friction.
"And burn in hell for it."
why are yall not talking about the information yall don’t know? yall fake
Being part of The Croods and Guy liking you.
Guy is honestly one of the cutest animated guys ever. How could I not make an imagine about him?
(Y/N) juggled the shell that Guy gave him with some rocks. He heard someone sneaking up behind him.
"Don't." He heard someone breath out.
"Wow. You're really good." Guy chuckled, getting into pace with him.
"Thanks." He replied, letting the rocks drop. Guy glanced at Belt.
"How'd you learn to juggle?"
"Juggle?"
"Yeah. It's what you were doing. Tossing things." Guy explained hurriedly. (Y/N) hummed, giving him the shell back.
"Keep it. You seem to like it." Guy smiled. (Y/N) glanced at him.
"You're cute, you know. Eep called you a boar." (Y/N) told him, smiling at the memory.
"Yeah, she was really scary." Guy mumbled.
"I'm guessing as the oldest you're the most laidback?" Guy looked at him. (Y/N) shrugged.
"I'm not like Thunk who's scared of everything or Eep who's curious.. Sandy is a wild animal." (Y/N) chuckled.
"I guess I'm laidback."
"I like it. It's cute like you." Guy said, nervously.
"Was that a.. 'joke'?" (Y/N) asked. Guy shook his head.
"A compliment."
"What's that?" (Y/N) tilted his head.
"When you say something nice.. About someone. I was trying to flirt with you but..." Guy sighed.
"Flirt? What's that?" Guy squeaked as Eep poked her head between them.
"It's um... When you like someone so you try to uh, get them to like you back." Guy's voice got higher towards the end of his sentence. Eep blinked and stepped away. (Y/N) chuckled.
"I like you too, Guy."
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