It's hilarious that the Skeleton Crew trailer depicts Jod/ Crimson Jack as some sort of wise mentor/ guardian figure when after the first 3 episodes is obvious he's the epitome of a man failure. Like in the span of 3 episodes he:
- starts multiple arguments with the literal 10 year olds he's traveling with and loses all of them
- beefs with the only other adult on the ship (a droid)
- tells said 10 year olds to shoot at New Republic cops in X-wings so they can escape the law
- is racist against droids
- almost crashes their only ship multiple times
- all of his 'friends' betray him and rat him out instantly like
He's such an absolute loser I love him so much
Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.
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what if we sent classified war plans to an unsecure groupchat with a journalist? and we were both high ranking officials in the United States government? π₯Ίππ»ππ»
Tim: You want to know a secret?
Jason, still texting: not really.
Tim: I don't really have a coffee addiction.
Jason: What? Tim: I just pretend to drink a lot of coffee, so when Bruce says "no more coffee," I don't have to stop drinking energy drinks Jason: You're lying. I see you with one of those stupid Batburger coffee cups like every day. Tim: There's no coffee in that. Tim: It's just red bull man. Jason: Why would you tell me this? Tim: Because no one will believe you.
Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag
I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this
J'onn POV:
(A gift for their martian mom)
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