Rachel Will And Nico Trio On Top 🙏

This is how season 8 went right

omg gaga you shouldn't have

A Queen and her Knight

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

The replies are so funny😭

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

I looked at it wrong and now I'm scared.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Erik: "WHERE IS YOUR PACIFISM NOW, CHARLES??"

Charles: "You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD."

Erik: "The REAL world?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S THINKING IN FAIRYTALES! They'll never change!"

Raven: *picks up the Monopoly board* "Yup. This was a bad idea. Go back to playing chess."

I have just discovered something world altering and possibly evil

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends