I cannot stop laughing at the how insane Captain looks with DTC.
Their constantly at each others throats too,
(Cap’s resting his head on his palm, the leagues talking about taxes or something — Blly asked DTC what’s their favorite animals are and Zeus said a dinosaur)
Mercury: Zeus, I believe the boy means ‘living’ animals
Zeus: 😐
Hercules: I don’t mind lions, though I had to strangle one once.
Billy: You strangled a lion?
Hercules: It was a debt of my twelve labors.
Billy: …
Billy: You’re broke? Hercules: …
Hercules: 👺
Achilles: Is that twelve more labors I see?
Solomon: I’d choose ant. Zeus: Ant?
Solomon: Yes.
Zeus: No.
Solomon: Pardon?
Zeus: No. I will not be ridiculed for my choice when you chose an Ant. An ant, Solomon. Why? It’s barely on Earth.
Solomon: It’s respectable; It’s one of the most hard working things on earth, yet it’s the size of a crump.
Zeus: It would get organ failure over a crumb.
*dramatic gasps like their on a reality tv show*
Billy (looking scandalized while Batman drones on about tax breaks): 😧
new pfp 👀
Do you like it? :D Totodile is my favorite starter pokemon! I even have a plushie of it :) I got kinda bored of my old pfp so I decided to change it, because why not
Besides Pokemon have always been a big part of my childhood and I just recently decided to start playing the games and collect cards again
please do not take this too personally, it’s really just a big joke (like everything I post is lmao)
Duelists:
Punisher- your annoying and need to choose a better character tbh.
Starlord- when on the enemy team, your annoying but when on my team your chill (I love you)
Black Widow- you’re either good at aiming or absolutely trash, no in between.
Hawkeye- amazing taste. I love you, you’re talented. Cant even be mad when you kill me for the 23rd time.
Iron man- annoying. You are a fly.
Storm- QUEEN. 🙇♀️
Scarlet Witch- I’m legally not allowed to talk bad about Wanda. You’re fine unless you’re targeting me specifically.
Squirrel girl: She’s so cute but really annoying. Like wdym I was sniped with nuts across the map?? You’re probably a female so I immediately like you more.
Wolverine- Annoying. I genuinely think one of the most annoying players possible. I love Wolverine but he’s HORRID when on the enemy team.
Spider man- like black widow, you can either play him really good or really bad. You usually target me for some reason?? Rethink that choice pls and thanks
Hela- mother!! I’ve maybe killed you before 🫢 I love you anyways your a girlboss
black panther- boring. Forgot he existed. Nothing to say.
Namor- kys
Magik- the way I screamed when I saw she was a character..I love you even if you kill me 80 times ❤️
Moon Knight- your usually pretty chill, again not much to say but I’m fine with you.
Winter solider- please stop killing me…your one of the hottest characters btw.
Mister Fantastic- please stop. Be someone else or just stop killing my whole team in somehow one shot.
Pslocke- beautiful babe! I love you UNLESS you’re a creep who only plays as her for her body.
Iron fist- you either know how to play him well or you just button smash. Either way you somehow always get MVP/SVP.
Strategists:
Rocket Raccoon- I will protect you at all costs, even if it means I lose the round
Mantis- please focus on healing 😭 other than that your sweet and usually end up carrying.
Adam warlock- one of my favorites, you are the best pls marry me.
Invisible woman: one of my favorite healers, she’s pretty so I like seeing her on my team.
Jeff the Land Shark- CUTIE!! thank you for the heals 🙇♀️ (if you have the fluffy pink skin, extra cutie points)
Cloak & Dagger- Dagger is gorgeous btw. Anyway when your cloak your annoying asf. Super annoying ult but it’s also really helpful.
Loki- he’s so fun to play as lmao. Your clones are annoying but other than that you’re chill.
Luna snow- at first I really disliked her but I’m kinda a fan now. You’re probably an intense fan girl though so I’m kinda scared to talk bad about you. (Nothing bad to say anyways)
Vanguard:
Thor- literally only one word. Annoying. Choose someone cooler plz.
Hulk- He’s okay. I don’t really have any thoughts other than your either a man or 9 yr old boy.
Captain America- one of the hardest characters to kill. You’re a pussy, put the shield down dude.
Groot- aww I love groot. Your ult is super annoying if you use it on me but other than that I feel bad when killing you.
Magneto- useless…??? I’ve probably killed you, yes you, the reader before. only good for Wanda’s team up.
Dr Strange- The portals so sooo fun to go through lmao. You’re usually pretty nice! Not much to say about you.
Venom- ANNOYING. Not as annoying as punisher or Thor, but still annoying. Like hulk, your probably a 9 year old kid.
Peni Parker- nothing bad to say about you. Love you. Sending hugs. (If you have the blue tarantula skin, your the coolest ever)
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT ANYONE LMAO
Oh yeah, I made all Tomorrows memes back in the day
enjoy!
Nationality Mikus are going around so here’s mine
The EA app is so needy. Girl this is NOT about you!!
the x men brainrot is real and it got me
the silly boy!! Kurt!!!
ignore my handwriting lol
original that i'm referencing:
It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.
Since few people know about Maps and even less know of her super cute friendship with Damian (she is almost never included when people list Damian's buddies), here is a wonderful retelling by Comicstorian so you can experience the story (and the others of Gotham Academy, which are just as fun) for FREE!
🇳🇴 | She/Her | 16 | aro/ace | the X-Files | classical literature| rykter | Red Vs. Blue | and other stuff
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