Robin Wasn't Kidnapped But Finn Still Was Au

Steve, to the party: alright, listen up you little shits

Steve: not you will, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here

El: what’s a thot?

Dustin: it’s just a thoughtful person!

*later at the dinner*

Steve: here’s the salt, el.

El: thanks, steve. you’re such a thot!

Steve: *spits out his coffee*

Steve: I’m a WHAT?

Dustin and Lucas: *hysterical laughter*

Billy: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Griffin:Peonies, why?

Billy:

Griffin: Were you going to get me flowers?

Billy:

Griffin:

Billy: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Steve: The next person to say ‘weird flex but okay’ is getting a kick to the shin.

Eddie: Preposterous boast but alas.

Steve: What did you two do?

Dustin:

Mike:

Steve: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Bruce: *points at vance* This is my boyfriend, a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Finney* this is my best friend, a feral cat

Bruce; *points at Robin* this is his boyfriend, also a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Billy and Griffin* those are instigators with too much ideas

Bruce: I would kill for all of them

Steve: I'm pansexual and confused.

Steve: Not about being pansexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Robin: Am I in trouble?

Finney: Take a guess.

Ribin: No?

Finney: Take another guess.

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I have this hc were Steve Harrington has Steve days and has Stevie days. Where he assumes everyone has days where they feel more masculine and days where they feel more feminine.

He makes a casual comment about it once to Robin and they start doing research. Robin ropes in Vickie then ropes in Eddie. Steve ropes in Nancy who ropes in Jonathan who ropes in Argyle.

It never bothered Steve that the kids call him mom. Or that El and Max call it girls night even though Steve will also be joining them. Or that Nancy and Robin love putting subtle make up on him. Or that Eddie calls him princess. Or that Erica braids his hair. Or that Argyle uses she/her pronouns sometimes when referring to Steve. Or that Vickie buys him dainty jewelry.