Finney: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

El: what’s a thot?

Dustin: it’s just a thoughtful person!

*later at the dinner*

Steve: here’s the salt, el.

El: thanks, steve. you’re such a thot!

Steve: *spits out his coffee*

Steve: I’m a WHAT?

Dustin and Lucas: *hysterical laughter*

Dustin: i need advice

Steve: with what?

Dustin: with love. how did you know you were in love with Eddie?

Steve: …

Steve: i’m in love with Eddie?

Robin: Finney... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Finney: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Robin: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

kidnapper: i have one of your children

Steve: which one i have six

kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Steve: witch one there all annoying

Kidnapper:??

Steve: I need a name dude witch one

Steve, sees someone doing weird shit: God, What an idiot

Steve after realizing it's eddie: Oh no, that's my idiot

Robin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Griffin: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Robin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Finney: Actually I did the math, griffin would have $225, not $0.15.

Griffin: Fam I’m right here....

Billy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Finney: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Billy: Sorry I only have a dollar

Finney: :(

Bruce: Hey I just realized my friend is right, griffin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Billy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Bruce: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Robin: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Griffin: Apply juice to what

Vance: Directly to the forehead

Bruce: Great chat everyone

Minho: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Thomas: Nope, there's 26.

Minho: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Thomas: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Minho: You'll get the D later ;).

Finn joking about the Casper crew and he's mostly thought of Vance and Robin when he saw the sign

Robin, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Finney: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Finney, in a crowd and can't find robin: this calls for drastic measures

Finney, cups his hands around his mouth: FINNEY SUCKS

Vance: *from across the street* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Finney: wait what