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It would appear we are too heavy. STAR TREK V: the final frontier (1989)

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

This took me forever but there, it’s fixed :D This is the only acceptable way for that scene to end.

CAPTAIN KIRK 😂😂😂

obliterate my entire ass I can’t stand this

I love Spock I love him soooo much they were like let’s make a character that’s nerdy and a pacifist and a vegetarian and he’s also a mommas boy and a sensitive musician. But he should also be. A straight up Bitch

“I am not, the hell, a man. Nor am I from the so-called sunshine state” florida man stated in an exclusive interview.

i like how when they made ds9 they were like what if this time instead of grumpy and competent or cool-as-hell and competent, the doctor was just the most annoying-est pathetic-est guy ever. just a real loser. and a bit of a slut. enough of take no shit doctors. this guy needs to be giving shit to everyone constantly.

“I’m sorry, I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t join Starfleet to get in phaser fights. I signed up to explore, to be out in space making new discoveries, and peaceful, diplomatic solutions. That’s boldly going. And you know what? I’d love to be in a string quartet. I loved that when Riker was on the Enterprise he was out there jamming on the trombone, and catching love disease, and acting in plays, and meeting his identical transporter clone Thomas. That stuff may not seem as cool as what you guys do, but it’s Starfleet. All the way.”

-Boimler in Kayshon, His Eyes Open

Star Trek + Troubled Birds 1/?