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sniper would play the french horn and i feel like pyro plays bass drum or really any percussion. and ms pauling plays cello
I had a dream that all the mercs from TF2 were running into battle but they were all carrying musical instruments instead of weapons. Medic had a small tuba, Spy was carrying a xylophone and Sniper had a French horn.
he is photosynthesizing
mercenary friendship compilation
Sorry but nothing is funnier to me than Spy being an unsupportive father to Scout for ANY boyfriend he has.
Not because he’s homophobic, but because the thought of a dirty piss man, or a raccoon collecting war criminal, or a guy from TEXAS kissing his son makes him want to simultaneously projectile vomit and commit homicide.
He’d find out about his son’s relationship and show up to work the next day wearing this:
Another one I made (again, at like 2am)
Fanart I drew of all the Team Fortress 2 classes dying in a glue trap
im very bored so please accept this gift
Tf2 as cat breeds:
scout: bengal. loud. yappy. weird. practically a dog
soldier: manx. no tail (claims it was blown off) strong kitty. good genetics.
pyro: sphynx. you know why.
demo: the bombay! (no! everyone does the scottish fold. im not doing it! sue me)
engineer: american shorthair. just look at em! short, american... its engie.
heavy: siberian cat. an ancient hearty breed! big!
medic: ragdoll. great with many animals. surprisingly energetic but also very sassy
sniper: chausie. again this cat just looks like sniper. go look at this breed and tell me its not sniper
spy: abyssinian! the cat just looks like spy. also theyre very smart. seriously go look up abyssinian cats and tell me that doesnt look like spy.
pauling: the tiffany cat breed!
administrator: laperm. cat breed. old scraggly but still fluffy
MY HEART IS MELTING
they're dancing to some lovey dovey late 60s songs
that time of the year to draw speeding bullet, celebrate my b-day and at least enjoy the warm colours, because it's freezing here
