You’ve Been Sentenced To 400 Years For Multiple Murders. It’s Been 399 Years And Your Jailers Are

i just watched broke and mountain and i actually cant stop crying im literally sobbing and i cant rn wtf i wanted gay cowboys not the saddest movie ive ever seen

rewatching empires smp

SPY AND MEDIC PLEASE I LOVE THE ART 🧌

I don't ship them myself, but I do absolutely imagine that everyone on the team is willing to do just about anything to annoy Scout!

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Sorry but nothing is funnier to me than Spy being an unsupportive father to Scout for ANY boyfriend he has.

Not because he’s homophobic, but because the thought of a dirty piss man, or a raccoon collecting war criminal, or a guy from TEXAS kissing his son makes him want to simultaneously projectile vomit and commit homicide.

He’d find out about his son’s relationship and show up to work the next day wearing this:

batch 2!

sniper would play the french horn and i feel like pyro plays bass drum or really any percussion. and ms pauling plays cello

I had a dream that all the mercs from TF2 were running into battle but they were all carrying musical instruments instead of weapons. Medic had a small tuba, Spy was carrying a xylophone and Sniper had a French horn.

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The Average Garfield Strip

Garfield: Another day on this odie of an earth Jon, engaging in shenanigans: I NEED COCK Garfield, about to say a slur: