Truth👆

My jeep is a 5 speed manual. Today’s damn valet services don’t know how drive a manual !

Who says you can't have dessert first?

Imagine walking down this hallway drunk! 😵‍💫

I accept his thumb and part my lips to take him. That’s all it takes…. his thumb… to take me out of my “married suburban mom” act and get me to become his whore

DOGS !!!

“Are we there yet?”