Vulcan: Why…are You…shaking Hands…with That Being?

the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry

Bones spends so much time randomly hanging out on the bridge when he has nothing to do in sickbay

and every time they’re attacked by someone, or something important unexpectedly malfunctions, or they go through an asteroid field, the ship shakes and jolts like crazy and they all put on their seatbelts

except Bones, who just flails and falls over 

and grabs one of the railings if he’s lucky

(he usually isn’t lucky)

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