My Ex Just Decided To Dm Me On Instagram To Tell Me He Has A Gf Now And I Was Like Understood O7 I’m

Bro every once in a a while I run into the one that got away and I want to explode a million times but I just self sabotaged by liking them on hinge and now they will see my pf and I should have totally just let it be

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

My red flag is I’m attracted to 2 types of men and it’s artsy thinks and military men ✋😔

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Ball drop is just baby sensory for driunk adults in New York

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” 

would love to be in a period drama. wearing those dresses half titty out acting shy