The Thing About Having A Job Is I Just Don’t Want To Do It. Sorry

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

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My red flag - I keep log of all the icks the guys I’ve talked to gave me and I red flag the ones that are actually red flags so I can prevent myself from texting them again

Back on my dumb bitch shit I wanna hookup with his hot bartender friend but when do I slide

Capping out my likes on Hinge and then saying yes get me out of this hell hole

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I feel for it again ✋😔 for I am only a girl

“Basically.. my desk is a mess”

(Albeit very cute and sweet) and I respect him bc I get it but he’s a little dumb and cringe and I think I was just dick sick bc wow being cute and sweet and great in bed does not make up for being that bad of a communicator

Not me fostering him for the night

this lady is an icon i fear (x)

I’m talking to a guy who can ruin my life - he sober off a coke and molly binge and came in this girl twice and is hopping he’s not a father and for some reason I fuck with the fact that we hate each other and enjoy our mean sex