My Roommate Fucking Sucks

some game dev in circa 2003: hey can we get a song for our scrimblo bimblo french comic book licensed game lol

guy about to fucking go primal beast mode and drop the hardest breakbeat track in the universe: ok

Get you a guy that calls you rat girl

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

Every ugly man has potential- let’s see if I absolutely regret saying that in like 2 weeks when I come back on here and do my shame check 

I think I’m going to keep my wisdom teeth. Can’t afford to take that shit out + L + ratio + it’s all a scam from big dental anyway

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

Istg if that cunt is learking

May the best boy win