Bro Is Out Here Trying To Avoid Anything That Will Make Me Comfortable By Accident. Do You Know How Hard

Siri how do I detach from my man who’s not my man at all

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

My red flag is I’m attracted to 2 types of men and it’s artsy thinks and military men ✋😔

No one let me talk ever that was so embarrassing

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

Pickle, smooth honey peanut butter, and a couple doritos dynamite

Adam is a freak!!!!

Bro every once in a a while I run into the one that got away and I want to explode a million times but I just self sabotaged by liking them on hinge and now they will see my pf and I should have totally just let it be

I understand the purpose of music two doors down soundscape YouTube videos 

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald