It’s Always “your Redemption Is Something You Have To Work Towards For The Rest Of Your Life” And

holden thought bill would be pleased when he said "eight ripe cunts" during the richard speck interview

hatter is a chihuahua and the world is one of those god awful ugly as bags some rich women carry tiny dogs in. 

I should be revising but instead im reading about the same ship falling in love a thousand different ways. MY EXAM IS IN EXACTLY A WEEK I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS BRAIN

here's some more characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in cuss i enjoyed going back through our quotes channel and only got like 2 months in :) . Mostly said by me and wildly ooc Aguni: in my defence I'm a gay dad who wants to fuck other gay dads Chishiya: her toes make me wanna choke Kuina: like...on them? Chishiya: fucking obviously not their disgusting have mould on them Kuina: some people are into that  Niragi: I am Niragi holding a doll by its neck: good kid, nice quality, looks like the perfect football substitute  Chishiya: my girl got tiddies the size of mellons and a brain the size of a pea Kuina: jiggle jiggle  Arisu: OEE. OWW. THAT. FUCKING. HURTS. YOU CUNT. I LOVE IT. BUT OWWW. YOU BITCH. I LOVEI T. BARK BARK. FUDISFH. UGHHHH Usagi: I just??? posted a selfie  Arisu: without meeeeeeeeeee Hatter pressing his his hand on someone's heck: awww, cant breath? are your little lungs struggling to pull in air? your all withering and shaking. wanna know how I can tell your suffering? leans down its cuss I'm an empath ann: I hope you fall on your face and choke so up so much blood Edward fucking Collens finds you Arisu: should I give her boobs? Karube: yes Arisu: you have no rights she’s not having boobs 

Imagine chat being forced to play the piano so obviously he just stays playing a random piece he’s been forced to learn. But oh no hawk moth (his dad!) realises “holy snickerdoodles the only person who could logically play the wonderful symphony that drastically is clearly adrien” and now you’d think he’d either stop attacking in fear of hurting his son or attack harder for the ‘betrayal’ but no hawk moth comes out of hiding and just slams the piano shut shouting “adrien o thought you where better than this. Maybe if you spent less time playing hero and more time rehearsing your playing skills wouldn’t be equal to a ally cat” an now you’d also think chat would be shocked but no instead he just goes “maybe if you didn’t try destroy Paris every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at the exact same time for The past 3 years I’d have more time to rehearse “

Anyway these two are dramatic and the only way I could see a reveal working is if it’s soooo anti-climatic is comedic

this show is like??? so serious but that's honestly boring so instead here's more headcannons that mean nothing when paired with cannon but you probably cant deny all themed around Arisu because.. idk he's cool? kinda  Arisu cant cut a bell pepper. like he just cant. he somehow either cuts himself, smash it, end up denting the knife. its like a curse  this man has drank toilet water before. twice. on two separate occasions   he has a mole directly on his right hip bone that he taps every night as part of his  night time ritual  He’s had 4 of his teeth taken out of his mouth and punched the dentist whilst the first one was being pulled out. to prevent this from happening he held a stuffed dog and by the time all were pulled out the dog had been decapitated and stuffing was over the entire office. ( he was swiftly banned).  he's never eaten a Kiwi yet says its his favourite fruit to strangers that ask. there's no reason for this and he never plans to eat a Kiwi but its amusing all the same. he had a pet goldfish as a child but one day he saw it wasn’t moving and thought it drowned so he scooped it out and gave it a funeral not realising he had lowkey just suffocated goopy the 5th (the name of the fish duh). His dad never explain it to him but also never brought him a new fish or pet ever again 

the boys probs have bro nights and to those fools who arnt invited ( the girls) they probably think their like talking about girls and sport and just being stinky.  and I mean they’d be right they are being stinky and talking about girls, but their actually discussing the best way to force the girls into therapy because I'm pretty sure the only one who didn't get caught up in the sibuna shit was Mara and in the kindest way possible she isn't 100% okay and could definitely benefit from Therapy as well 

Arisu: I mean really this might be the most magnificent porn I have ever seen. I mean the audio quality? fantastic, the angles so you can see the hands move ever the tinesr amount? superb. And damn the moves themselves are getting me all riled up  Karube: Arisu...your watching a game of chess. 

Chouta: what the fuck is wrong with you Arisu 

Only a man of his greatness will understand the pleasure of having a bunch of farm animals in his care.

I also feel like he uses them to prank people and or annoy the crap outa them because honestly imagine having to shovel all the crap up. That’s like the worst job- especially off carpet

I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.

Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him