Okay, Okay, Back On The Farm Thing-

Okay, okay, back on the Farm thing-

Who would win: Hatter's farm, which apparently has more than just ducks, or Karube's emu farm. Just so you know, there's a lot of emus, but there are also a whole lot of ducks.

But, well, now Hatter has a horse, a cow, and a goat in this extended universe, so.

Emu farm all the way. those things are monsters. A cow will charge them, yeah, but they're not fantastic at turning in my experience of being charged by cows and also they're quite easy to outrun ( cows are like 40km/h max and emu is 50km/h.). the horse might be hard to deal with since they run around 88km/h and have a really hard kick but I feel like one against ALOT of emus won't work. It will probably take down a lot but eventually even the mighty fall. the goat might be hard since it's a good climber but goats are also often small and I feel like it will fall as well. the ducks might annoy the emus to death but it would end in a battle of the pecks and ducks are just so small. they'll be attacking the emu's feat but the emus could attack all of the duck cuss of the height difference. however, if we include hatter in this (cuss let's be real that mans basically a farm animal) then the Emus still win because THEIR FUCKING HORRIFYING I MEAN REALLY IF I SAW ONE I WOULD START SOBBING UNCONSOLABLY THEIR MURDEROUS DEVIL BIRDS.

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Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.

3 years ago

I feel like Usagi is prone to just getting up and sobbing on her kitchen floor at night. and It will be about really deep topics and shit. And then when she comes to borderland doing that becomes harder but then she meets Arisu and they start existing together she discovers HEY he does the same thing. after a couple days of this he finally asks  Arisu: so what are you crying over? Usagi: my mum died when I was young and I'm sobbing over how I had to grow up fast and take care of what my dad didn't. He tried his best but he wasn't super human so I took up the cooking. Guess I'm just sobbing over the loss of my childhood tonight and how I’ll never get back my teen years- and now I guess this time either...what are you crying about 

Arisu:...a gravity falls amv I saw 2 years back 


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1 year ago

what with the live action almost being out, people have been talking about how great its gonna be because we can now truly see the characters as their ages and...huh? I don't mean to be rude but one the actors are gonna age both on screen and off, eventually if they did all 3 seasons the kids won't look like their ages. Additionally half the actors arn't even the characters ages so I don't quite understand that argument. I'd also like to add that, at least for me, I never misunderstood what age the characters were in the animated show. I understood Aaang was a young child, that katara was somewhere in the middle, and Sokka was the eldest of the group before Zuko came. It might not be EXACT ages but I understood simply what age they could be. They also look like kids compared to all the adults in the series. So when people say that we finally see them as children I just don't understand that at all. Maybe I'm dumb and misunderstanding the comments.


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3 years ago

YES YES YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT OMFG ITS PERFECT 

at the beach there is definitely an inflatable kiddie pool that was originally filled with like idk vodka but now its used for its intended purpose and sometimes Hatter sends people there as punishments.   so now imagine Arisu sitting in a inflated kiddie pool hugging his knees to his chest awkwardly because Usagi forced him to wear duck covered arm floaties. 

3 years ago

I’m realising how many ‘chat acts like a cat’ head cannons and fanfics and how few ladybug acting like a ladybug fics and whilst I know why it would be funny if she just randomly started crawling or mid fight she’s like startled and just secrets a sour fluid from let joints…. Ok yeah maybe it makes sense to not have many ladybug being ladybug fics


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3 years ago

I'm a homosexual so clearly I must now gift the world with my really basic Arisu head cannons 

So Arisu did like really bad at school. like horrifically bad. yeah he was passing in maths but that was basically only cuss math just makes sense. Its part of why he hasn’t got a job- obviously getting great grades isnt the deciding factor for all jobs- but for him its almost to scary to face employer over employer who all deny him because of his grades. 

but this also doesn't mean he's not smart- we all know he's a fucking genius. This idea partly plays into the idea of academic smarts vs street smarts where Arisu is somewhere in between but its also not that. I personally project onto characters and whilst I’ve fallen in love with autistic Arisu here's my thing i guess idk.  basically dyslexic Arisu but his family constantly denied that he had it even though he struggled to read even at the age of 7 (he’d cheating reading time by reading the exact same book over and over again and memorising the words so that when he was forced to read it outload he could just recite the words off by heart). where the words would muddle together and he’d tell his parents they’d brush it off as needing glasses ( he doesn’t his eyesight is almost scarily sharp). when he’d come home from school a smile on his face because the teacher gave him a tool that would colour the lines he was reading and highlight the exact line he was looking at his dad only took it off him and threw it in the bin because “you don't need bits of plastic to be smart just work harder”. 

whilst the rest of his class could read easily Arisu would be sat in the back trying to read what the board says because words are already insanely hard because the letters dance but adding the teachers messy hand writing? impossible. eventually he just gives up on the lessons because it feels like everyone else has given up on him. so instead he sneaks in Nintendo DSs or his phone and plays games for the entire lesson- and the teachers don't realise because its not like hes doing any less work than before. 

and so exams came around and he struggled to read the paper and by the time he understood the questions that he could answer the clock was almost out of time. he failed them all. but he wasn't dumb the adults just didn't care to think. 


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3 years ago

my friend got mad that I've posted so many of our ‘biblical quotes’ so uhhh here’s something else  aib au where blah blah ya heard it before BUT THERES A DIFFRENCE (shocker).  Chishiya is British. Duel citizenship and all that ya know? grew up there as a kid then moved with his parents blah blah that's boring here's why I really sad this:  Imagine  Chishiya  shouting at Niragi for something and he just starts saying shit like wanker. also yes I know a lot of phrases and insults don't translate over however for the sake of my funny idea believe it does :)  Just  Chishiya shouting “RIGHT NOW, HERES THE THING YOU TWAT THIS AINT SOMETING WE CAN  GO ALL WILLY NILLY ON, WHAT ARE YOU? SOME TOSSING WANKER WHOS TO BLOODY BUSY TRYNA SHAG YA OWN REFLECTION TO SEE THE FLIPPING CRISES INFRONT OF YER? JESUS SON OF MARY WHAT IS WITH YOUR FUCK-FACES”. and scene.  


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3 years ago

what types on fandoms characters write fanfics for except I take it off fandoms ive written for within my life.  Arisu: Final fantasy Usagi: Voltron  Kuina: Disney channel movies (specifically camp rock and lemonade mouth) Chishiya: paradise lost  Aguni: hamlet, Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet. man likes his Shakespeare  Hatter: mlp and paradise lost Niragi: mlp but the brony kind (I have not written this however it fits him) Karube: the illiad. oh and stardew valley chouta: pokemon


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1 year ago

MAKE ME A BOY GOD. DO IT. STOP BEING A PUSSY.

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character names are meant to be spelt wrong ok. They/them

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