I Will Never Get Over This..

i just realized how little my replies to the comments of my "kalim-and-grim-moment-post" do in regards to supporting my love for kalim..

so here's an obligatory kalim post, bcz he deserves all the love ^^

Side Note:

IM SO SORRY MY PRECIOUS BOY I SWEAR I DONT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZED I JUST DONT TALK ABOUT THINGS I LIKE IN A MENTALLY SANE WAY 😭😭😭

.... IUASDJGSHJGADHJGAESDJHSD????

OHHHH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED WERE BACK WERE SO FUCKING BACK BRO FINALLY I WAITED SO LONG FOR A LIMITED EVENT JADE SSR THAT WAS ONE OF THOSE SMALL GROUP OF CHARACTERS EVENT AND FINALLY??? AND ITS CORAL SEA ANOTHER EVENT IE WANTED FOR SO LONG???? AM I ANGRY IT DOESNT SEEM TO BE UNDERWATER/MERMAID EVENT?? KINDA BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES BRO ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE AJHSEBDDFHBABJAHDSFJBHADFS 😭😭😭😭😭

MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNNN MY HUSBAND LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD IN HIS SUIT AND TURTLE NECK AND THE BROOCH?? IDK WHOS DAMN WEDDDING IT IS BUT IM HOPING ITS OURS BC 😭😭😭 AUGHHHHH I CANT DO THIIS ANYMORE HE LOOKS SO GOOD *cries ugly tears* RAGHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE TWST PLEASE LET US HAVE A MERMAID CARD OR SEOMTHING PLEASE LET US SEE THE TWEELS PARENTS GOD IM BEGGING YOU AND PLEASEEEEE MAKE JADE THE MAIN CHARACTER. PUTTING CHARACTERS LIKE MALLEUS AND RIDDLE IN HERE BRO- HE NEEDS THIS HE NEEEEDS THIS HES WAITED SO DAMN LONG LET HIM HAVE HIS MOMENT AND HIS SPOTLIGHT

IM LEGTI SHAKING BRO HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND IM SO HYPE FOR THIS EVENT AND THE NEW CARD STYLE IS SO ETHEREAL ON HIM I SWEAR THEIR ART ONLY GETS BETTER AND BETTER BRO THE LIGHTING AND THE BACKGROUND ITNERACTION??? THE SHEER CURTAIN???? HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD PLEASEEEE

THIS EVENT GOT EVEN GOOFIER 💀💀

y'all.. this event is SENDING me it's so funny- there's so many funny moments in chapter 4 so here's my favorites:

the mental picture of sebek lifting up idia (who's only like 5 cm/2 in shorter than him-) is SO funny

like imagine seeing some random green haired guy who's tall asf RUNNING through town SCREAMING while carrying an EQUALLY tall, skinny asf guy with FLAMING blue hair ON his back 💀

Poor Trey getting dragged into this shit- even he don't wanna deal with Leona and Malleus's gay petty asf bickering 😭

riddle's tantrums are NOTHING compared to them 💀

Sebek (accidentally) SLAMMING Idia with that comment is also the greatest thing ever-

"hermit" is wild 💀 and the worse part is sebek met it with 100% sincerity, this is the nicest he's been all event and he literally told idia he doesn't go outside enough 😭

(in order to fit the 30 photo limit, i combined the first screenshot with the rest of these screenshots, Vil didn't immediately say the plan after insulting Sebek)

Vil slamming another freshman as a "unwashed, overripened vegetable” never gets old, atleast Sebek isn’t another potato (HE HAD THE CHANCE TO CALL HIM A CABBAGE BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR BUT HE DIDNT AND ITS SO TRAGIC-)

Idia trying his best to escape Sebek also is hilarious but unfortunately, he's not brave enough to challenge Vil's authority- and Epel finally has a reason to be grateful about being in Pomefiore 💀

Idia saying he regrets being a dorm head is also extremely funny because i just KNOW he’s thinking “dude I would’ve never been the party leader if i’d have to team with these annoying noobs..”

Leona cheering on the little girl and mocking Malleus cause he knows DAMN well Malleus can't actually hurt her is also hilarious-

Malleus is also petty enough for Leona to be WRONG about this, but atleast he got some sense knocked into him before the poor girl got blasted into smithereens- Malleus was actually gonna magic blast her into oblivion like 💀💀

(side note: leona looks SO handsome when he's actually laughing with a big smile, it's so unfortunate that we don't see this sprite often..)

Malleus and Leona getting along in order to gang up on Trey is lowkey CRAZY cause what is Trey gonna do to them 💀 mf was about to be bodied if he hadn't run off to talk with Shock in order avoid them-

(legitimately will never understand why they decided Trey was an enemy for trying to mediate their arguements by agreeing with both of them- dude is trying his best and yall dont stfu with your gay ass arguments like i would be tired of that shit too 😭)

THE GOODEST BOY 😭😭

HIS CARDIGAN IS SO ADORABLE AND THE MESSY HAIR?? HE'S SO SCRUNKLY IN THIS PHOTO I WANT TO ROUGH HIM UP (affectionately) i'm loving this new set of twst birthday cards bro

Edit: Groovied Version!!

we were totally robbed of jack brushing his fluffy tail though-

ACE NEW BIRTHDAY CARD!!!1!1!11 ❤️

Another addition to the new slumber wear collection!!! I feel like the hoodie is a very ace choice, but I also think he's the kinda person who would go to bed wearing nothing but his boxers and socks 💀

Edit: I think his groovy is adorable, it's so funny to see him frantically scramble out of bed because he overslept, get out of bed dummy!! I also like how he looks without his heart makeup! (the fact that he walks around in only sandals though.. 😭)

Side Note:

this totally means that the dream of the "sexy furry robe and the grandpa nightgown" meme is still possible 😭😭😭

CRYING laughing while watching the translation of the new jp halloween event because they put the big 4 (housewardens) into a room and told them to collaborate with eachother-

it played out exactly how you imagine it would 💀💀

THEY SPENT THREE WHOLE MINUTES ARGUING ABOUT THIS BRO 😭 ABOUT AN EVENT THAT WAS A WHOLE YEAR AGO

it's the way that all the posts about the new halloween event are about gojo or yassifying jack skellington 😭

HOLYYYY SHITTT

I saw this and legit screamed “OH MY GOD.” while being in bed at like 11:30 pm 😭😭

I haven’t found any other leaks than this on tumblr but WE HAVE TO GET A CARD FOR THIS TWST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ON MY HANDS AND KNEES LEONA’S DREAM IN CHAPTER 7 OF BEING KING HAS TO HAVE A CARD ALSO BC RUGGIE’S CHAPTER 7 CARD HAS DUO MAGIC WITH JADE SO WE HAD TO HAVE ONE MORE SAVANNACLAW CARD FOR FLOYD 🙏🙏🙏

When I wake up tomorrow I’m searching translations up asap 🫡

THE TWEELS BIRTHDAY CARD GROOVIES 😭😭😭

HE LOOKS SO GOODDDFDDDN GOD HELP ME PLEASE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE HES SO FINE

(it also never really occurred to me that he straightened his ahoge but that makes a lot more sense now cause how is it so straight 😭😭)

Floyd also looks GREAT in his card but 1. Is he shining his shoes?.. Or putting them on and that’s a sock because who in the FUCK puts their shoes on first 💀💀

(also what is with twst and like putting focus on their bare feet-)

THANK YOU BEYONCE FOR THE HALLOWEEN CARD GROOVIES

I JUST FOUND THESE IN PINTEREST AND THEYVE PROBABLY BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE BUT I DONT CARE I HAVE TO POST THEM

LITERALLY LOOKS AT THEY ALL LOOK SOOO GOOD ESPECIALLY MY MAN JADE LIKE THEY MADE HIM SERVE SPECIFICALLY ALSO THE DYNAMIC ANGLES AND THE LIGHTING???? EAT DOWNNNN KINGS AUGHAJSHDJFBJSDJ