Six of Crows book 1 in a nustshell:
Nina: *glaring at Matthias* Fuck men
Jesper: *gazing longingly at Wylan* I'm trying
Sometimes I'm going about my day, I'm doing fine, and then I remember Ronan helped Adam move into the apartment above St. Agnes church so he could have everything he worshipped under one roof, and then I'm face down on the floor all of a sudden
“but that didn’t count, because andrew was andrew, and this was definitely the last turn he needed his thoughts to take” MWAHAHAHAHAHA
which are the best:
red and blue gays
pink and green gays
yellow and purple gays
Jesper “no, not just girls” Fahey or Nina “i flirt with women too” Zenik
i like to think will’s had a crush on nico since the battle of manhattan. little 13yo will sees little 12yo nico fighting and he’s like “wow. dream guy right there” (bc he is 13 and just discovered mcr so any boy that wears black is peak attraction)
the years go by and he doesn’t see much of nico until the gaia battle and is like “oh so i never got over that. i’ll unpack this later.”
“This one’s for you. Just the way you like it: fast and anonymous.”
4 tickets for Barbie, please.
is jean gonna have to battle jeremys seven evil exes
i’ve started reading the foxhole court and lowk have no idea what is going on…
~and in the end we'll fall apart
just like the leaves changing color~