Whenever Somebody Says Like “so What Did You Do Today?” Just Look Off Into The Distance And Say “the

I should get a medal for not having killed my father thus far.

if u have a bad relationship w your mom I’m really sorry I hope u have a nice older sister or stepmom or grandma or aunt or maybe even just a really nurturing best friend bc mom figures are the most important figures in society and if u don’t have a mom figure I’m your mom now

“Do you ever wonder if they feel it — the energy you still send, even in silence?”

“Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say “breathing swimming” and “non breathing swimming”, you say swimming and drowning.

it’s your wedding day, everything is going well, you’re married, the best day of your life. a projector is being turned on in your peripherals, you had expected some kind of embarrassing montage of photos, you don’t really care, the lights dim, people sit down. your blog flickers into focus. 

Attempting to flirt