Gas Pumps Are Sexual In The Way That Gasoline Smells So Good And The Nozzles Are Inherently Phallic Yet

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

Maomao and the Moon

I LOVE APOTHECARY DIARIES I WOULD DIE FOR MAOMAO I WOJLD DO ANYTHING FOR HER

VIOLINIST NIKOLIEVWHXHWBXHDBBEBW

YES

THIS

HOLY SHIT

OMG IS HE DRAWN WITH CORRECT PLAYING POSTURE

AHHHHHHH

I'm totally normal about characters depicted as play a violin

Trust

Pop off lil dude

Y'all heard him

That 5 am, no energy drink type adrenaline got me admitting shit awake me didn't even realize was a possibility

Like

Turns out I'm a huge fucking Edger Allen Poe fan???????

What????????????

And also that's why he's my favorite character in bsd???????????

Man I should wake up at 5 more often

This suits amazing

Next thing you know I'm gonna find out I'm like

Secretly a serial killer

Or smthn

Idk

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

The average person cannot remember thr name of a song

I, whomst listens to 200 million songs a day and can't remember the name to any of them, am an outlier and should not be counted

(Edit: Who -> Whomst)

(My ELA teacher is prolly crying rn)

“man i’m glad none of my irl friends can see the shit i post on tumblr”

then i remember

the one

I lived 😔

Going on a flight!!!!!

With an airliner I've never been on before!!!!!!!

My totally-not-flight-anxiety is having a fun day :D