I Hate Rejection Sensitivity Dude Wdym My Coworker Gently Corrected My Mistake And I Want To Bash My

Fuckin

Goddam

I'm not old

Just tall

With eyebags that can rival a raccoon

And a will to live that's just as real as my sanity

😔

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

Watching my parents try to figure out how to drive a fancy car is the best thing to ever happen to me

They're so dumb

It's hilarious

(Derogatoraly towards my mom, semi jokingly towards my dad)

(Can't have yall thinkin I like my mom)

(This is very important information)

whoever decided discord file size limit should be 10mb must be put in the pillory in the town square and have tomatoes and other rotten items thrown at them

CRUNCH IS JUST LIKE

SO GOOD THO

IDK WHY

I love eating peanut butter!! this post is about ‎crunchy peanut butter, but smooth pb enjoyers are allowed to interact. one interaction only though. like reblog or comment you get one.

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

Whoever designed the back cup holders in the Benz needs to die