Hello There, Deputies

Roses are red, the reaping is due

I'll be outside, waiting for you.

Jacob: *plays only you*

Staci:

Walking The Path

Decided to walk the path with these two mortal enemies (lovers). They work well together and save me from unnecessarily aggressive bison.

Be Not Afraid

After successfully terrorizing you with beardless Hakob (who doesn't exist), I am back with more ungodly deeds.

I present to you a beardless Bratt.

tbh, I personally dig it.

Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh

And while twink Jacob with a full head of hair (who obviously doesn't exist) can't hurt you

Do you know who can?

Staci. Staci can hurt you.

POV: you just got stepped on, dirty sinner

What is that bug under his feet?

What you lookin' at?

It seems he is allergic to horny sinners.

He who looks upon the sun becomes blind

Three wise monkeys

Brought to you by the "Documentaries From Hell" series

To leave this purgatory, you must see no evil hear no evil speak no evil

Imagine letting your partner become unavailable because of a random skunk

Don't ask me about Jacob's accessory choices, pls.