Somepersonyan - Jaci124C41+

when the shit your homie says is so unhinged you have to double take

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN?!

So if you merge Jacob and Staci, apparently, you get

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN.

You can see more Hunnam content

here

here

here

and here

And while twink Jacob with a full head of hair (who obviously doesn't exist) can't hurt you

Do you know who can?

Staci. Staci can hurt you.

Joseph-Sense (?!)

Getting bitten by a spider gives you superpowers.

Getting bitten by a Joseph Seed, on the other hand...

makes you preach some nonsense?

Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You

Once you're in, you're in. There's no getting out.

At first, you take their money. Then, one day, you realize it's their leash.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Everybody's got a price. The trick is figuring out what yours is.

@peggiepratt preaches nothing but the truth!

Here is an actual footage of that happening

We Were Robbed!!!

It seems like Staci has another animation where he is reading a book instead of just sitting on a chair (demonstrated by poor bastard Jacop).

WHY WOULD THEY EVER CUT IT AWAY????? LOOK AT THAT LEG CROSSING OMG.

Next John Wick?

Yes, I did steal the beard from John. Yes, I did color it black.

Next Batman?

Here is some Staci Pattinson for your timeline:

"What did I do to deserve this bastard as a partner?"

Twink Jacob with a full head of hair doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.