Today I Learnt What A Casanova Was. Literal Poetry, You're So Right Omg 😭😭

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

everyone: shes probably studying for her finals

me: would dazai be the 'husband' in mitski's 'me and my husband' or chuuya?

spent the whole day drawing this instead of studying for my science exam, 10/10 would do again

This is kinda how I view Dazai and Ranpo's dynamic

I need to see someone draw this.

In all honesty I really don't think Sigma would be the type of guy to join the Armed Detective Agency. Or at least, he wouldn't join immediately after this whole arc ends.

I feel like the only thing that draws him towards the ADA is the fact that it's a new home and it'll definitely be different this time, because of what he's seen from Atsushi and what Dazai has promised him.

But I feel like that's the exact same reason why he wouldn't immediately fit in, because he'd be joining the ADA for selfish reasons, to benefit himself in a way. And while his motives are harmless, to get the pass from Fukuzawa, you'd have to show a display of selflessness.

Like how Atsushi threw himself towards the bomb, and Kyouka sacrificed herself.

Sigma...kinda wouldn't do that, because he hasn't yet grown from selfishness.

I mean, he literally had an army of people who were in debt to the casino ready to exploit, which makes you think if that's the real reason why, of all establishments, it's a casino he makes his new home.

Granted the casino was planned by Fyodor, but for Sigma to grow such a desperate attachment to it in the first place implies that Fyodor had it specifically catered to make Sigma happy and attached.

And then later on, it's only when Dazai started showing signs of having a shot at beating Fyodor did Sigma then go, "Oh okay, I guess I will side with you after all."

Like hello, princess, that is Dazai Osamu from Armed Detective Agency, you were supposed to GAF from the staaaart~ Sure he was dicking around, but to just Give Up like that and almost storm off... lmfao???

All in all, as resourceful as Sigma is, when it comes down to it, he'd never willingly put himself into danger for the greater good unless he's that desperate, and he's only ever that desperate when it comes to his own needs. LOL!

but also i just think Sigma should just take a long holiday or go to prison after this.

Rating: General Audiences

Fandom: Ace Attorney

Pairing: Kristoph Gavin/Reader

Prompt by @sicktember :

[Day 9] Prompt 9; Overdramatic Caretaker

Call me weak, call me pathetic, call me a simp because it's all true but I immediately forgave Cardan for everything the moment he said this.

I'm simple woman, he immediately recognises the love of his life even when she's managed to fool everyone while pretending to be her identical twin and I am folded.

why must god give me his toughest battles (error 503 on ao3) when I am at my most weakest? (reading fanfiction to pass time before bed)

i like living in the not-american timezone because you can just wake up and experience that community gif of troy walking into everything in the shits

Just saw that there is some planned maintenance for ao3 in July 1 and the archive will be down for at least 10 hours apparently. I feel like I just got told to prep for doomsday.

Battle stations. Prepare for a siege. We shall weather this storm.

BAHAHA avoid is so mood

me when I take a break from the battlefield (exam studying) to visit my husband (ao3) only to find him in a coma (site down)