BRO- IT'S FUCKING NETHERLAND !!!

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Kingdom of Tavolara copium

Trump claims today

1. Says he wants to end wars, uses violent language in regards to taking back the pamana canal

2. Wants to get to Mars, which is physically impossible with our current Technology.

3. Says he'll rename the Gulf Of Mexico to the gulf of America, he literally cannot do this.

4. Talks about compassion while discounting queer gender people

5. Talks about wanting a colour blind Society, wants to kick out immigrants and declare war on cartels

Cheers to America, a nation completely fucked.

Don't forget to get out their and protect your rights Americans, since the president sure as fuck won't

POV: aph Netherlands

Speaking of Switzerland. You Should Look At Him Now.

hecate

Slay. TY to my pookie for inspiring me to make this by finding this post on Quora 😛

Mary, use water gun!

(is it super effective?)

This calls for a Poll, on who should be hit with the power of Water Gun! (Mary is confused right now, so maybe the people watching can help her!)

Remember folks, as with every poll, Reblogs help with a bigger sample size!

My girlies