YURI??? @yuri-detector

Hi my name is Bernie Dark'ness Dementia Sanders and I have short snow white hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy brown eyes like republican bullshit and a lot of people tell me I look like Karl Marx (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to AOC but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a politician but my campaigns are honest and inclusive. I have pale white skin. I'm also a senator, and I go to a corrupt institution called Congress in America where I'm in my fourth year (I'm eighty three). I'm a dem (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing brown mittens with a matching coat and a blue surgical mask, black slacks and brown loafers. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was sitting outside the Capitol. It was windy and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

FUCKING REPUBLICAN PREPS IN THE SENATE KEEP ON CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC SLURS WTF

i heart women

Is it better for y’all with the captions? I’m relatively new to the webbed site do y’all want captions? Cause I can stop if y’all want

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

Y’all it has been cloudy for three fucking weeks. I feel like I still live in the goddamn uk

Happy month of trans, homosexuality, have fun and throw bricks

😔

It may just be the Star Trek brainrot but is this a pon farr reference?

Why am I so uneasy? There’s nothing happening?

RIP Anne Burrell

Your dumb fucking cooking show raised me more than my parents ever did

Just qoke up from a nap…