Graaaaaaaahahahaha...

Void Maverick: "wE cOuLd ExPoSe It AlL nOw... BuT wE aRe NoT hErE tO DeLivEr LoRe-"

Me: *slams hand against the wall* "JUST GIVE IT TO ME ALREADY PLEASE-"

...

"We could not hurt the Demon Girl for certain reasons. If she were to die, we would not have a body to possess."

Bard. Bard. What is it with Bard. I need to know. You don't understand how much I need to know what is going on with Bard.

This is the fifth time I have rewound this video, okay.

Okay, REACTION TIME FOR SMOKE AND MIRRORS.

Starting off with Mr. Davenport, hello sir, yes I do think he's fine as hell, don't judge me-

PALI'S ART YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, UGH I LOVE HERRRRRRRR

AND FERNNNNNN KYAAAAAA I MISSED THEM "You just binged their channel like last month-" "I STILL MISS THEM SHUT UP-"

Still haven't listened to Pebbles yet, I need to get around to that-

I want Professor Henrietta to be real so I can have tea with her and listen to her talk about her creations.

Ms. Griffin is my role model now, I need to be her-

Ookay then, got some static between Davenport and Brownlow, cool.... Wonder what exactly was the situation between them.

All right, so missing persons case featuring an agent that IS NOT supposed to have been caught, two people who don't want to be on the same team but boss put his foot down, one is NOT to be trusted with any fancy gadgets, and there's also a past partnership gone sour which probably has a great story that'll come up in a somewhat tense moment later on.

*spawns outside Ms. Parker's window, presses paw against glass* I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS MA'AM THANK YOU-

(the tag made me smile, thank you Lunaaaa ✨🖤🐈‍⬛)

(but uno reverse XD)

@xxluneilaxxaus

@haileyy-yeliah

@non-binaryweirdo69

@scytheaudio

@escapedaudios (Saku was already tagged, so you two next-)

@baked-mango

@solzticesoulz

@chessman-protocol

(truly awesome seeing your creations and your work, much love to you lovely people🖤)

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

Bloody kisses

My design for Pet! Decided to change up an old vampire design I already had for my sona.

Boy, I sure do love it when Scythe opens up an intro with one of his characters and he's talking to them all serious-like.

That's sarcasm, by the way-

LAST TIME YOU DID THIS JAYJAY FREAKING DIED. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO V.

TF YOU MEAN THAT ESCAPED AND PROFESSOR O'TONAL WERE EXES-

Oh- ex-nemeses- never mind carry on-

LISTENING TO "AN ADVENTURER'S HEART" FROM WORDS BY PARKER, MA'AM WHY DO YOU HAVE ME GRINNING TO MYSELF, GOODNESS-

*drops stack of notes on your desk* YES I DID, AND I FINISHED A FEW SIDE QUESTS TOO-

I have questions, comments, an issue, and a few random thoughts if you can stand my chaos, good sir...

The question: DID ALFONSO'S DAD ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH CARMEN. I NEED TO KNOW, DANG IT.

The issue: you are making me choose between the Spaniard and the Scotsman for my hubbie and I don't like it-

my list of fictional crushes has only grown since I've gotten into ASMR... the list was already long enough...

The comments:

First off, I really like Alfonso's character. Specifically the fact that he's not already a famed vampire slayer or anything, that he's still low in the ranks of the Guild and he's trying to live up to the memory of his father. I also enjoyed how the confession scene in Episode Five was written. One of my BIGGEST pet peeves with romance tropes is when someone says "I love you!" after TWO DAYS of knowing the other person (I'm looking at you, Disney). But here, it felt like it was taken into account that Alfonso and the Guest hadn't known each other for long and were thrown into a very stressful and emotional situation. So yeah, feelings were probably going to be a result of that, but that doesn't necessarily mean it was "love" to begin with... but it could become that. Saying "I want you" made it feel more honest, I suppose.

Second, loveeeeee how the video was set up (I watched the story compilation btw, probably should've mentioned that). But the way the background shifted with the situation was SO cool. I've noticed that before in your other series, not sure if I've brought it up yet, but it really helps with the immersion as well as giving me a better idea of what the setting is. Also- SOUNDTRACK. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE SOUNDTRACK.

Third, I thought it was epic that you did it in English and Spanish. Also neat finding out that you're Spanish, that was cool. My family's Puerto Rican, so I can understand the language (if you speak it at very slow pace and are very patient with me) but I personally can't speak it. I love hearing it, though, and I want to learn it properly lol.

Mmkay, that's enough of sane Nyx, time for my chaos-

"Alfonso, shut up about Carmen, Carmen is my QUEEN, I LOVE HER, she shall be the tía of our children when we get married-"

"This is probably not at all canon but Alfonso looks like Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride in my head- where's the actual design for him-"

*is once again deceased at confession scene raaaaaaaaaaaaaagh*

"Scythe, you did it again, this villain is epic."

"Ok so we have werewolves in here, which probably means that Der Wolfsjäger might be connected...? Possibly? Bro, these mythic transformations do not sound PLEASANT, AUGH-"

"OMG WE GET TO TRAIN TO BE A VAMPIRE SLAYER LET'S GO-"

From the Matador Gothic spinoffs:

In "Proving Yourself to Your Vampire Master", I could literally see it all playing out in my head as an animatic, which makes me furious that I can't draw well.

"Infiltrating a Vampire Nightclub":

"These tight pants reduce my mobility."

Me working on my sweater vest: "Pretty sure you look great from behind, though-"

"And stop looking at my butt!"

*drops crochet hook* "LORD, I PROMISE I'LL BE MORE WHOLESOME, I'M SORRY-"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT WE'RE ENGAGED NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?" *internal squealing intensifies*

"Not in Front of Dinner, Darling"- the tea. Just. All. The tea. I was literally sitting there with one hand covering my mouth listening to everything go down. Like yes, this is very entertaining, I could absolutely just sit here while y'all sort out your relationship- ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY- SIR?!?!?!?!? Also, dinner would very much prefer to NOT see any ravaging of ANY sort... thank you...

OH and the Goblin series, decided to watch that before Matador Gothic... listen, I'm all for teaching people about the magic of Christmas and what not, but if I got locked up for a year because of that little imp AND it's wrecking my house when I get home, I'm getting the baseball bat again, I'm sorry. It was a great series, 10/10.

*checks notes* Aaaaaaaaand that's about all I got for tonight. Or today. Take your pick. Bravo, Escaped, I enjoyed this once again... don't know if I want to watch Wolfsjäger yet, I might go for New Jersey Rats, since that's another finished series.

Thanks againnnnnnnn, happy holidays!!!

-🖤🐈‍⬛

Episode three of Matador Gothic:

"How much of that did you hear?" "... Enough to say I hope we get married by the end of this story?"

I GO INTO THE LIVE CHAT AT THE WORST TIME, AAAAAAAAAGH- NORAAAAAAAA

I’m glad he liked my edit tho 😭🫶🏾🖤🐈‍⬛

Look at this gorgeous bastard

(So i changed his hair and expression because i was genuinely so unsatisfied with how it was looking)