Nooooo, Leave My Bois Alone Pleaseeeee 😭😭 I’ll Make You Brownies Or Something As A Bribe, Come

Ohhhhhhh, I’m so excitedddddd… such a good weekend for the channels, aagh-

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCYTHE GOT A BRAND NEW LOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-

LAURENCREATES ABSOLUTELY KILLED THIS DESIGN- AND WE HAVE THE SHMOO (ALL HAIL THE SHMOO)

KYA I'M SO EXCITEDDDD

*also pulling out conspiracy board for Demon Hunter, because by CHAOS, I WILL FIND OUT ABOUT BARD'S LORE DANG IT-*

Edit cuz I just realized I forgot to check the homepage RAAAAAAAAGH-

Passages from audios that have stuck with me, pt 3.

Escaped Audios

"So what? Maybe I do see the world in black and white. But when you've lived in darkness your whole life, black and white is all that you see." (Matador Gothic Part 3)

"I met a girl, Dad. I met a girl and she's so fucking beautiful. I met a girl and I wish I knew what to tell her. It's a long, long, crazy story but... I just need to know. Why aren't you here, Dad? Weren't you supposed to teach me to be a man? Why did you have to die, Dad? I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what to tell her- [...] I wish you would talk back to me for once. Maybe you would know what to do." (Matador Gothic Part 3)

"Perhaps it is difficult to see the light when you are its source [...] When you are the light, you see only the shadows you cast." (Der Wolfsjäger Chapter Five: Valley of Death)

"Were it my eyes that were taken, I'd never forget your face. Not in a thousand years." (Blue Infinity Part Six)

"I hate the way that you have infinite potential and yet you sit here, looking at your screen, talking to a robotic imitation of a man. You could have everything I want, EVERYTHING! But here you sit, in your pathetic box of an apartment, eating disgusting manufactured food, working your meaningless little job, keeping your head down, never looking at other people, never touching them, never taking down the smallest of challenges, avoiding even the briefest moments of human connection." (ROM3O: Your AI Boyfriend Finally Gets a Body)

"Oh... it's simple. I'll be back even if you kill me. I'll be back because when you wake up from this dream, you will still hate yourself just as much as you always have. I'll come back because your lonely, pathetic life won't change. You'll never change. You can't change." (The Silence: Lucid Dreaming with Your Dream Boy)

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Also just a reminder of these audios.

THERE’S BEEN SO MUCH FLUFFFFFFFFFFF- THE ANGST IS GONNA COME DOWN HARD-

*HAS YEETED STUDYING OUT THE WINDOW-*

When the angst king makes fluff, awwwwwwwwwww XD

*sits down with lunch* "It has been a long time since you have seen me, has it not?" *angrily muttering into bowl*

Episode 1:

Yeah, yeah, it's about me...

Oh frick, am I in therapy- I'M IN THERAPY WOO

K question, will I be taking care of Baby Vengeance in here?

Yeah that checks out, I'd probably feel better about this if I'd died in his stead.

What kinda dream is this???

"Strangers to lovers", who the heck is the stranger gonna be... this is gonna be tough.

CROW OR RAVEN CAWING????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG-

no i'm not gonna cry i refuse to cry over this.

Ok wait wait I don't wanna space out while I'm driving, WAKE UP- oh damn ok I'm sorry ma'am, just my traumatic flashback speaking-

Aaaaaaaand there's our stranger... AH KITTY BUBBA!!!

Oh he's a father... and a nerd, let's go- OH HE'S A SINGLE DAD, GREAT-

Omg he's such a nerd aughhhhhhhhhhh 🙌🏾

Oh there goes my heart, here we freaking go.

"I hope it wasn't awkward standing there while I was talking on the phone-"

me: *actually wheezes*

my brother: "what's so funny-"

"NOTHING-"

I don't like how cute I'm finding him. This is not good.

HELPPPPPPPPPPPP HE'S REALLY CUTE AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

Aw man, put the telenovela back on!

I did not make a pie for this man... oh my God I am so dead. Oh I'm gonna be wrecked.

*pauses the video* *walks away from laptop* "WHY AM I SMILING SO HARD OVER THIS GUY NO-"

And there's the crow... frick this is what our dream is about huh

OMG IT IS, THIS IS WHAT THE DREAM IS ABOUT- OH FRICK.

Ok so this crow dropped Ivan's birdfeeder into our backyard, therefore it's the spirit of Crow trying to hook us up with someone- I KNEW IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(yeah I know this stuff is probably obvious to everyone, biochem wrecked my brain process ok)

YEAH HE'S REALLY CUTE, CROW, HELP ME-

Oop- no no, finish that statement sir >:3

NOT THE SOUNDTRACK HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please let this be a movie someday, I have so many favorite series that I need to be a movie/TV series...

Favorite moment from Mage's and M's Portal Co-op:

Mage: "Ban me from talking for five minutes? How are we gonna be able to solve this if I'm not allowed to talk?" [laughs]

M: "He's the smart one, don't make him shut up!"

"Don't say that!"

"I need him to speak aloudddddd!"

[a minute later]

"So I think in the pa-" [pause] [breaks into laughter]

"Hm?"

[whispers] "Check chat."

"I- I only have the one monitor, it's hard for me to go back and forth right now-"

"I've got a five-minute voice ban, I'll talk in five minutes."

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO, MOONCHILDSS WHYYYYYYYYY-"

[muted Mage laughing in the corner]

*reaches part 3 in the Shadow Break saga* *gets to plot twist with V’s trap for Atrocity* *pauses video* *does lap around the room* *screams into the void* *continues*

1 hour later:

*finishes video*

*hears the whispers echoing V's words at the end*

I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW THE LORE IS GETTING TOO MUCH FOR ME AND I CAN'T HANDLE THIS IT'S TOO FREAKING MUCH-

I honestly don't know what to do with myself, I feel like I've drank 5 cups of coffee, I'm all jittery and I can't think straight-

The fight between V and Atrocity, geezzzzzzzzz I could see it all playing out in my head. And then everyone going after Atrocity and getting trounced. It kind of gave me the same feeling I have when watching The Battle of the Five Armies (the extended version from the Hobbit).

The math equation threw me for a freaking loop in the last audio, I can't believe that's how V let all his allies know about the plan.

Speaking about the plan, him and Cheeky- that was honestly a really, REALLY good twist, I really liked that. And yeah, definitely seems like something V would do, I'm chill with that.

I might be crazy but something did not feel right about L... glad my Pikachu queen is alive, don't get me wrong. The first time when V asked her why she didn't respond to his message and she sounded confused, I didn't think too much of it. But the second time, the second time there was a bit of hesitation. Why was there hesitation, L? Also, just a sidenote, what's Void Wraith been up to? Just curious.

Goodbourne can go kick rocks. Brias is all right.

Wilder. Just. Wilder. That's all, make of that what you will.

The whisperssssssss, the whispers the whispers at the end- is the strength of V's new form to much for his mind to handle? Is that why Dark also heard those voices? Originally I thought Dark was just repeating to himself what people like Damian might have said to him over the years... WHICH BRINGS UP ANOTHER POINT HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA *pained inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

So EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE not really everyone but a lot of people in this section have been talking about the Dark Magic user and his powers and him killing the Brotherhood of Heroes and the Light Magic user also dying and- come on man, I freaking love Dark and you're telling me that he's gonna kill Blade????

I think that's it- minus the fact that there were multiple times during the audio that I was pacing around the house, standing stock still, muttering angrily to myself, gasping, etc. etc. etc.

I'm not okay-

Hahaaaaa sooooo…

My mom: “What are you making? Like I know it’s a shrug, but what’s that logo?” Me: *spends the next five minutes explaining the plot of Respawn to her-*

*is currently toasting a marshmallow over the burnt remains of the kitchen* Ah yes.. cooking-

ASMR Rant pt. 6: Thoughts after binging Jessie Love ASMR

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*flops down on couch* Yeah, sane Nyx is probably gone by this time, so we're stuck with slightly-feral Nyx, wooooooo-

Edit: [slightly-feral Nyx then fell unconscious five minutes later so we have sane Nyx again]

Jessie Love ASMR: BADDIE ALERT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH-

Mental state: I just passed out, it's very late-

Favorite series: The Hunter and The Vampire, Among US, The Hunter's Organization

Series I thought I'd dislike but ended up loving: Among US

Random thoughts:

NOT a live reaction... busy day yesterday, so I just had Jessie's series playing in the background as a snack 0w0

Searching for the Impostor: "EVIL LISTENER, EVIL LISTENER WOOOOOOO-" Caught by the Impostor: "... OKAY I TAKE IT BACK, THIS IS SCARY-"

I love it when people play around with a silly little game when making their stories- it makes you realize "Oh! Oh, the entire premise is actually creepy af-"

Loved the monologue both when she got caught and when she was changing form after Listener got caught, very tense moment.

I've also realized that I could never have a werewolf partner, I would probably insult so many of them- *giant, intimidating wolf mythic that just shifted in front of me* *me with no survival instincts whatsoever*: "It's a murder bubbas, hai pubbyyyyyy! :D You want chest scritches???"

Also I now need to take Artemis and Alyssa to therapy (why is Alyssa just like me, come on now-)

BRIDGETTE MY GIRL I LOVE HER- I thought she was cool when she showed up in the Raban collab but AAAAA SHE WAS OUR MENTOR- and maker, I did not expect Listener to be turned. "They're probably fine, they just gotta take a few deep breaths-" "You need to drink this-" "Ohhhh, this isn't good-" (What do you meannnnnnnn she was humming "It's Been So Long aaaaaaaaaaaa-)

COULD NOT BELIEVE WHEN I SAW A "SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK" READING, I LOVEDDDDDDDDDDD THAT SERIES-

*picks up Andrew and Dawn* *places them next to Alpha/Livana and Goblin/Goblin Girlfriend on the "Ships I would die for" shelf*

THEY ARE SO FREAKING CUTE AND I LOVE THEM OMGGGGGG- I LOVE collabs like this they make me so freaking happy-

Although Andrew did lose a point when he started judging Mariokart, my good sir, how freaking dare you (I miss it so much, wish I still had my Wii 😭)

Acting from everyone in that series was amazing too, everyone killed it.

Mythic queennnnnnnnn, kyaaa this was a good run-

ASMR Rant pt. 7: Thoughts after binging Words by Parker

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Normal people have fanfic lists. I have... whatever this is-

Words by Parker: Listen she is definitely mother- or maybe cool auntie-

Mental state: HOW ARE SHE AND JESSIE GETTING ME FLUSTERED LIKE THAT SHEEEEEEEEEESH-

Favorite series/audios: An Adventurer's Heart, Welcome Foolish Mortal, Endgame

Audio I thought I'd dislike but ended up loving: Renegade Shadow (werewolf audios can be touch-and-go for me but I enjoyed this-)

Random thoughts:

Took me a bit longer to finish cuz FINALS WEEK. Passed all my classes though, finished junior year, and am free to watch more people let's goooooo-

Okay, one thing I lovedddddd is her writing style, but also the fact that she has narrations of her own stories as well as audio roleplays, that was just really cool to me.

"An Adventurer's Heart" was SO GOOD, I loved Riley's story!!!! And the script fill was super well done, loved the collabs.

THE HOLIDAY AUDIOS WERE SO CUTE OMGGGGGGGGG- they reminded me sooooo much of the parties my mom would host when I was a kid- and it made me think it'd be nice to have a group that big to plan something like that with- (at the moment tho it's only two close friends I trust enough but it'd still be fun-)

"Renegade Shadow" was super interesting to listen to- finding out about how the werewolves live and their society, the differences between werewolves, how they coexist with others- also I gasped when I found out about Shannon-

Could also see it becoming a TV series...

Also veryyyy excited for "Smoke and Mirrors" when it comes out, I feel like I'm going to enjoy that a LOT.

This was the only thing keeping me sane while I organized my library, why was younger me so voracious with books-

Also the next victim is Atonal, Scribz got me interested in another channel again smh-