Happy New Year To The Crumpets, The Noris, The Gremlins, The Escapees (it Seems Like The Most Logical

Early crochet harvest of Valentine's goods...

Favorite moment from Mage's and M's Portal Co-op:

Mage: "Ban me from talking for five minutes? How are we gonna be able to solve this if I'm not allowed to talk?" [laughs]

M: "He's the smart one, don't make him shut up!"

"Don't say that!"

"I need him to speak aloudddddd!"

[a minute later]

"So I think in the pa-" [pause] [breaks into laughter]

"Hm?"

[whispers] "Check chat."

"I- I only have the one monitor, it's hard for me to go back and forth right now-"

"I've got a five-minute voice ban, I'll talk in five minutes."

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO, MOONCHILDSS WHYYYYYYYYY-"

[muted Mage laughing in the corner]

So I'm currently laughing at myself because I have two moods when it comes to audios- The first mood: *listening intently, reacting to certain parts, keeping track of details that intrigued me, questioning why something was said or wasn't said, why did THAT thing happen, why is that important*

The second mood: "HE'S SINGING ZOMBIE OMG HE'S SINGING ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND IT SOUNDS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

So it's either you won today's lottery and you have an actually competent, intelligent listener hearing your stories-

Or you got this rabid person on the other side of the screen that's absolutely ecstatic to hear one of her favorite songs. There's no in-between, I'm sorry.

Passages from audios that have stuck with me, pt 4.

Good Boy Audios:

"Was it really yours? Or was it something that I forced upon you? Did I make your kind adopt a form of civilization that just imitates my own? At this point, I don't even know anymore." (The Fourseen, Series Finale)

"Why did Kinder betray us? Why? [...] I thought Kinder was my friend... I thought I finally had ONE FRIEND! [...] And what about you?! Why can't you listen to me?! [...] I thought you trusted me! I thought I was the leader! [...] Then explain yourself, Mirrin! Explain to me why we're HERE instead of the camp! [...] You don't know?! You don't know... [...] Yeah! Well- doesn't matter now does it!" (Magic of the Heart: Part 19- A Man Is Made)

"You're so perfect... you know that? What? What do you mean you're not? How can someone who fought through lands filled with undead hordes and vampires made from the blood of demigods all not to kill me, but to save me, be considered anything less than perfect? Darling, look at me. I don't deserve you. And yet- here you are. Telling me you're not perfect. How dare you. How could you think so little of yourself?" (Magic of the Heart: Part 21- Strength)

"You can't help everyone, Captain. And if you try to, you won't be able to help yourself." (Space Pirates Part Two: Pirate from Another World)

Scythe Audio

"You're not gonna let me spiral? Stay here in the moment with ya? What if I did spiral, Cheeks? What if I did fall down the hole? Would- would you pull me up? You'd fall with me if you had to? [...] But seriously, Cheeks. You've done so fucking well this year. Do not let me drag you down, yeah? I'm losing myself more nowadays, I don't wanna hurt any of you lot. I made the sacrifices necessary to kill the Atrocity, but it's all for nothing if I end up hurting the people that I fought to protect." (A New Blade Arc: Chapter 2)

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Listened to the "Soda Can Bully" and "Cute Microwave" audios.

10/10. Currently pulling out my inhaler.

Never again.

Real quick, to any artist that has their notifs on, if you suddenly get 15 notifications from me in the span of 2 - 5 minutes, I apologize- usually it's because I found the audio everyone's talking about and I'm currently starving for people's creations-

There are few things in this life I desperately desire.

One of these things is a "try not to laugh challenge" video while watching ASMR (if it's an audio intended for laughs)

Personally I'd fail in the first ten minutes- like if it's one of the non-canon V audios or MGFL/NJR, I'm done for...

Okay, maybe a hot take- I don’t want the Earis and Zaros to have an enemies to lovers arc. I mean, if it happens, great 👍🏾

But I think I’d rather them be rivals to allies/friends. I feel like it’d fit their dynamic more (just my own thoughts)

*happy cat screeching outside the window*

OMG WAIT WE NEED TO PLAY BINGO GUYS OMG ALDKJFLAJFLJSADF

THANK U HUN 😭🖤🐈‍⬛

Update on the Crochet Ilves Crest Tapestry-

That's approximately how much I've done in a week.

Feeling pretty good about this! The crown and birds are going to be torture but it's still super fun.

There's been a few mistakes in the pattern and while I've been working on this, but I'm satisfied with it so far.