•the Swan

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

Just wanted to post these here because I'm super proud of them. (Also wanted to check out the SF crowd on tumblr)

i wonder if ed sheeran knows about his association with the ed community

that feeling when you regain control is so good.

Mabel, peaking her head around the door: Hey grunkle Stan, can you help me with my math homework?

Ford: I can be there in a second Mabel!

Mabel: umm, I want Grunkle Stans help actually…

Later, after Stan finished helping Mabel with her homework:

Ford: Why did Mabel want your help with math? You barely passed math in highschool!

Stan: Stanford, I spent 30 years working on that portal, how many of those years do you think I dedicated to math alone?

Ford: Stanley I never realized that-

Stan: Plus she says you explain it like a nerd, which is to say, in the boring, technical terms, that make zero sense to anyone besides you.

also i made this like a few days ago is the fandom even alive today

H E L L O ????