Made This For Myself, Enjoy

this is one of my favourite vines of all time and since vine went down, i want to upload it for the sake of everyone being able to experience it.

Came to me In a dream, hope no one else did this first

Mabel, peaking her head around the door: Hey grunkle Stan, can you help me with my math homework?

Ford: I can be there in a second Mabel!

Mabel: umm, I want Grunkle Stans help actually…

Later, after Stan finished helping Mabel with her homework:

Ford: Why did Mabel want your help with math? You barely passed math in highschool!

Stan: Stanford, I spent 30 years working on that portal, how many of those years do you think I dedicated to math alone?

Ford: Stanley I never realized that-

Stan: Plus she says you explain it like a nerd, which is to say, in the boring, technical terms, that make zero sense to anyone besides you.

Haha I take a bite

Prints

“The door you step out of is at the end of the hallway.”

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

I hate eating so much. Every time I eat I swear I can feel the fat on my body growing. Ew ew ew ew ew.

ooh you wanna read my fic so bad

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

weight loss is simple, not easy.