IS THAT THE SKYRIM BEAR NOISE??

My good children who are probably not children, I’m bored so you can now also ask me questions about stands in the series or listen to me come up with random stands and such. I’m just REAAAAALLY bored. Send help.

I’ll also write basically anything you ask me to. Don’t be shy. I’m an...interesting person.

AU where giorno is a porn-star instead

Hey can I do a stand request? I’m a loud extroverted person,I tend to be a little over-eager. I lack a filter when it comes to most things. I don’t like fighting people without good reason. But I’m willing to fight when necessary. I dislike injustice, and I want everyone to get what’s fair. For some more personal things cause you said to dig deep, I’m a trans guy but I only recently found out, I like science and art, and I love listening to cute/and or sad love songs

Oki doki chicken smokie! You’re stand is born from your dislike of pointless fighting. It takes on the form of chains, and when it’s used on a stand user, it disables their stand until the chains are removed. It allows you to end fights and conflicts very quickly. However, it has a weak fighting ability since it’s a chain so you should do your best to be precise about your actions when you use it. In your case, whoever acts first wins.

Your stand’s name is Uptown Boy!

I actually thought of this one a while back but it seems like it would work well on someone like you! I trust that my baby is in good hands .3.

When you’re in the shower and you realize you’re not wearing your seatbelt

The constant urge to write unhinged smut plagues me night and day.

Hi ! My name is Sophia, and you gave me a description of my stand ! Thank you so much ! And my friend made a request for our common friend Max , 2 month ago, I suppose. Can you describe his stand too ? ❤️

I am so sorry for the wait!!!

Your friends stand is linked to his energetic personality. It comes in the form of a liquid, and whoever drinks it will become hyper energetic like they just drank 1000 cups of coffee. Oh f soneone drinks enough, depending on their constitution, they may either pass out, blast off the face of the earth, or simply have a heart attack, so please use it with caution. Besides the risks that sound like they belong on a bottle of diabetes medicine, it’s quite useful, since it gives whoever drinks it actual energy, unlike coffee. He can even speed up healing with it! His stand will work well with partners who have low stamina or speed, as it will increase both of these. He can also work alone if he’s discrete enough to spike someone’s drink.

Your friends stand name is Pumpkin Spice Atomic Bomb!

I’ve been suffering from the worst flu of my life for the past week, and suddenly I get a call from my insurance to tell me that ✨ I am being sued for personal injury✨

Oh, @jojos-headcanons, you sweet child! Have no fear for I shall make you a stand worthy of you!

Your stand’s name is Ground Control!

Basically, whatever your stand hits will stop being affected by gravity. Your stand’s effect wears off once the affected object(s) are out of your range, so you don’t have to worry about forgetting to turn something back to normal. You can even use your stand on yourself, so that’ll be fun! Just remember that objects in motion tend to stay in motion. In fact, because of that principle, you could eject yourself into space if you can manage not to burn up in the atmosphere!

On a side note, a fun person to partner up with would be the user of Major Tom, a stand I made a day or two ago. Mixing your stands together would make for some wacky, or nauseating, fun!

Actually, you’d made a good pair with almost anyone! Its use may not have the most variety, but it will allow you ye be a power duo with almost anyone!

Alrighty, @ohnonotanotherjojoblog

Your stand allows you to create lenses at will by bending the light in certain areas. It was developed so that you can see things clearly, both figuratively and literally. You can step back and see your situation and yourself with clear eyes. Although it doesn’t literally let you see abstract things such as your own emotions, it does symbolize your need to do so.

Fighting with it is somewhat like using a magnifying glass on some very large ants :3 It can also help you see better. A useful stand indeed!

Your stand’s name is Mr. Blue Sky!