Only Thing Sadder Than The Boooze Are The Stripper Heels

cannot stand people who get up on their high horse about celebrating the deaths of awful people. "they had people who loved them how do you think they'd feel if they knew you were making jokes!" well those people had bad taste and also they can't hear me. it's literally fine to hear that someone shitty died and think 'nice'. "don't speak ill of the dead" how about don't be a cunt and maybe people will have nicer things to say about you when you cark it

the most ive ever felt like a WOMAN was last month when i got acrylics for the first time and they were as long my hands and sparkly red stilettos they were the quintessential cross dresser nails

the best self insert romance is my love affair with Greek Yogurt

I love milfs

I’m Faith from Gaza, and I’m sorry for reaching out like this, but my family and I are in urgent need. Our home was destroyed in the war, and we’ve been displaced several times with no safe place to turn. I’m battling Type 1 Diabetes and can’t afford insulin, while my mother needs treatment for kidney failure outside Gaza. Any small donation would help us survive and get the care we need—I need around $150 for my medication. A friend outside Gaza is helping with the donations, and I’m happy to share more details if needed. Thank you.

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I'm actually so funny you guys don't even know

I'm listening to my Jason Todd playlist on shuffle and revolting children from the Matilda musical just started... It followed psycho killer and the next song is daddy issues

me with a gallon of gas and a lighter on my way to the houses of the Academy members who voted for emilia perez if they win any major category awards at the Oscars

i love you greek yogurt

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

Just want U to know I've been a fan of this blog for years and come back on bad days

Thank you for always making me laugh

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Awww thank you! We're so glad this blog has been spreading a little joy out in the world <3 We have loved running it over the past four years, but are gonna start winding things down. But still lots of posts in our backlog before that happens!