Rip D-16 You Would’ve Loved Decora Kei

absolutely obsessed with the fact that tsukki works in a museum + is still in university post timeskip because it highly indicates that he absolutely will end up living a double life. personally I am of the persuasian that tsukki goes on to get a masters / eventual doctorate in history (and/or an adjacent field, like archeology, paleontology, anthropology, you get the vibes)

but like I imagine the fucking Sendai Frogs (or any of his volleyball friends) dont exactly enjoy chatting about 9th century kings or 12th century architecture so it just never comes up. except for when tsukki tells them he's going to be missing practice because he's flying to China to a few small villages with local churches and temples to study old medical records and put together a timeline of the opiod wars in less documented places and the rest of the Frogs are just like !!!!!!!!!!! you're doing what now????? and he's just like yeah its a government grant :/ but it'll be nice to get published in this journal and then all of his teammates go home and google him and find the half dozen articles he's published that high school students are citing in their research papers

but then when he's working in the archives and reading through old newspapers a coworker of his comes down and is like "hey kei would you be able to fill in for a docent that called in sick tomorrow? we just need someone to lead a few tours" and tsukki is like "sorry, I booked that time off. the d2 volleyball league starts tomorrow." and the coworker is just like. what?

Fox: Force give me patience.

Thorn: Isn’t it “Force give me strength.”?

Fox: If force gave me strength, Palpatine would be dead.

EVERYDAY⚔️👒 CUTE AGGRESSION !!!!!!!!!

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Zoro is definitely gonna end up one of the shortest members of the crew

Zoro is 5’11 at 21

Jinbe, Brook, Franky and Robin are already taller.

Luffy has those tall ass Monkey D genetics.

Similarly Sanji’s and Ussop’s sperm donors are tall af.

Chopper’s short rn but he’s young and a reindeer, based on his points I think he’s has a few ft to grow.

I don’t think Nami will get any taller (but it would be cool).

There’s not much on Zoro’s family but great grandfather ryuma is only 6’0.

Blue Beetle

Usopp: Yamato’s got large tits for a man.

Robin: So does Zoro.

Nami: Yamato’s not special.

Usopp: ???

Beside is actual wife this is who he’s had a relationship with thus far.

In comics:

Fire (Beatriz da Costa), Hawkgirl (Kendra Saunders), Scorch (Aubrey Sparks), and (possibly?) Black Canary (Dinah Lance).

All of these have been short term so far. Fire and Scorch I believe have been mostly physical relationships and MM has been using it to try overcome his fear of fire.

In shows/movies:

Rose Wilson (alt universe), an unnamed human wife (jl unlimited).

As far as non-canon ships go I haven’t seen much.

so i can probably google this but does J'onn - Martian Manhunter - have any love interests? Like I usually write/read him as aro ace but like is there anyone he is shipped with in and out of canon? Doesn't matter if they are human or not, I just want to know

Tsukishima’s Marfan Syndrome doesn’t affect his heart / arteries too drastically or fatally — but he gets regular check-ups just in case! 🏐🧡

Camilo’s part in We Don’t Talk About Bruno... In the tune of Low by Flo Rida

Bruno got that seven foot frame (frame!)

rats along his back (’long his back!)

when he calls your name it all will fade to black (eyy)

He sees your dreams (he sees your dreams)

feasts on your screams

wedonttalkabout bru-no no no no no no no

POV: the writers splatter you with belos chunks

@kazillioncows