Fox In High Heels And A Dress: I Don’t Get Paid Enough For This.

Vax: Hey Freddy, what do you want to eat?

Orthax: The souls of the innocent.

Percy: A bagel.

Orthax: NO!

Percy: Two bagels.

Redraw of this post because they deserve it :)

the complaints about people shipping clones together isnt some separate issue to the whitewashing and racism in star wars fans, its all a part of the same problem. its fetishisation of māori men, and in many ways enforces the racist and innacurate stereotypes of māori being incestuous. the act of shipping clones together is blatantly racist, and its incredibly ignorant to think that should be separated from the uwwtbb movement

Palpatine: Join the dark side and together-

Anakin: Hold on let me ask Obi-wan

Palpatine: Wait that’s not-

Anakin: He said no.

Some cute/weird/alien adjacent headcanons I have for Martian Manhunter, bc I love him:

- He genuinely feels so short in his humanoid form. He usually a stagger 14’0 but now he’s only 6’5 :(

- Mars is really cold so a mission to the arctic is summer vacay for him. He will feign being cold if only in solidarity with his teammates

- Martians have fur because more desolate areas of mars are cold and dusty.

- Will 100% make up shit about Martian civilization/physiology etc. What’s the league gonna do? Prove him wrong?

- related to above but J’onn is weird by martian standards.

- In some iterations martian copulation is a fucking weird mind meld glob thing so it is 100% fair to say that J’onn carried and birthed his daughter.

- Pretty much established but j’onn has a thing for fire & green. If someone fills one or forbid both of those qualities then he’s on that ass.

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Bonus convo I had w/ a friend

The way I give headcanons to some characters is like I reached my arms into a ball pit and shoved whatever I got into the characters’ arm.

bullying your brother

Fox meets the little bb’s because Crosshair did Crosshair things while in Guard HQ and he got called in to deal with it 

Hunter tries very hard to establish that they’re a very strong and serious commando. Fox wonders why there’s a bunch of 17 year olds running wild. and why exactly he has to take care of if them, dammit Stone come back here-

Wrecker and Tech are the real heroes and stop Crosshair from doing any more Crosshar things. which he takes, eh, badly

and yes, Hunter tries to glare at Fox. which isn’t effective. mostly because Fox deals with Wolffe on a regualr basis. you’ve got a long way to go, kiddo

fun fact, Fox styles his hair back to look older. every little piece helps when dealing with the senate and upper military assholes sitting on Croruscant