Admire Folks Who Reblog Posts Which Contradict Eachother. Exactly! Keep Em Guessing

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he is in the backrooms

if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

Quickstrike is such a LOSER I LOVE HIM save a horse yknow

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This school of scalloped hammerheads was not a sight we expected to see, but what a sight it was! Experts are actually unsure why scalloped hammerheads school, but some theorize they school this way as juveniles, and continue the behavior into young adulthood!

Cronus’s thought process

Any beer under 5% feels like I'm a medieval guy hydrating with beer because it's safer to drink than the nearest body of freshwater

she’s feline fine chief!