The Malevolent brainrot has gotten so bad that everyone I meet will at some point receive a pitch for the show. At this point how am I not going to rant about a skrunkly wet cat of a man and his eldritch boyfriend as they travel throughout time and space while trying to find a will to live and discovering their deeply repressed gay thoughts? And we can't forget about the priest lover, the menace to society that also likes to be treated like a dog sometimes, the ridiculously powerful loose cannon who also apparently likes show biz, the Owl (tm), the absurd amount of masks, the absurd amount of bugs, the absurd amount of flesh, the absurd amount of very large holes, the scar-tissue-to-body percentage, the pantheon of lovecraftian gods etc etc etc. oh yeah and he ate a guy.
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Reblog so more people vote or i will end your bloodline
desperately want a fic where Logan drops a "being a mutant, amirite?"
and Wade flippantly goes "oh I wasn't technically born a mutant lol", and proceeds to tell (a kinda horrified) Logan about how he signed up to be a science experiment to save his girl, how they tortured him until something happened, lmao right? (but at least he got to hunt them down for revenge ^_^)
And Logan, well, he hadn't expected to relate to Wade even more but wow can he relate very specifically to all of that
When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.
If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.
Make sure to spread this around. This is important.
Arthur being hit on by every hot single in his area will never not be funny to me
Man, fuck Kayne. Like actually fuck him, he's a very very horrible... person? Entity? God? Idk. I just want him to stop killing off really cool character(s) just for the fun of it :(
Yes I am still torn up about the butcher.
Imagine meeting someone for the first time and within 48 hours you pour out your worst traumas, declare that the man is, in fact, your entire life purpose (cue homoerotic tension), drive to a random farm in the middle of nowhere while he continuously seems to speak with some 3rd person, have a bug fucking BURROW into you arm, and then this guy has a reeeally tough time trying to CUT YOUR ARM OFF. With an AXE. And then he just dumps you in a hospital and never speaks to you again. Rip Oscar's left arm