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You know I feared his hair but no that was the easy bit...
WHY ARE HIS EYEBROWS WHATS GIVING ME PROBLEMS XD
Cater drawing loading....
When Fae Sleep on the Ceiling
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Word Count: 1.1k
Fandom: Twisted Wonderland
Genre: Crack
Warnings: None
Character: Lilia Vanrouge
Headcanon: He has slept upside down in the hallway and scared the shit out of a Diasomnia student, on more than one occasion. It may have been on purpose the second time.
A/N: first in my series of writing headcannons and short stories :>
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Silence settled over Diasomnia, the only sounds coming from the crackling of the dim green torches and the clocks ticking away. Moonlight filtered in through the tall windows, casting soft shadows across the floor and grazing the faces of the students in their beds. Yes, 3 am in the dorm was as peaceful as it had always been-
“AAAAAAAAAGH.” Okay, maybe not. The frantic footsteps of a student echoed down the hallway, the student in question turning the corner at an alarming speed which sent them crashing into a corner table. Lilia watched incredolously as the boy picked himself up and continued his panicked sprint down the next hallway. The scream and flee-the-large-bat-thing routine didn’t come as much of a shock to him, this had happened several times before to a variety of jittery first years who were still adjusting to the spookyness of the dorm. It was the fact that they had sent the corner table into the afterlife in their attempt to get away from the sentient black lump hanging from the hallway ceiling that surprised him.
“Father, what are you doing.” Lilia turned his head and came face to face with a weary looking Silver. The cacophony of noises must have woken him up, an impressive feat. He would have to give kudos to that student later.
“Sleeping of course. What else would I be doing.” he chirped innocently. He gave the boy an upside down grin, which in turn received a suspicious look.
“Then why did I hear such a profound screech of terror?”
“Ah yes, that.” Lilia released an arm from his cape to make a wide gesture to the smashed corner table. “Evidently the mention of fae potentially sleeping in the hallway was missed during orientation again. Unfortunately this time an innocent life was taken.” Silver blinked at the pile of wood in surprise.
“Such a shame really. That corner table had so much life left to live.” Lilia raised a hand to his forehead, feigning a pained expression. “Alas, it met an untimely end this fair morning. We must grieve.”
“It is too early in the morning to be grieving for a table father.” Silver grumbled, exhaustion starting to creep up on him once again. “There are few people that would actually grieve a table in the first place-”
“NOOOOOOOO! TABLE-SAMA ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?” Insert jumping five feet in the air out of surprise. If the voice hadn’t already confirmed who was now very loudly mourning the table, the bright green hair sure did.
“WHO DID THIS TO YOU!? TABLE-SAMA ANSWER ME!”
“Sebek it is 3:10 in the morning tone it down!” Silver hissed, glaring down at the underclassman who was currently trying to sooth the pile of very much inanimate wood.
“I know its such a tragedy that the table had to leave us so soon.” Lilia piped up, adding to the hysterics that wracked the first year.
“WE MUST FIND WHO DID THIS TO THEM! THE TABLE WILL BE AVENGED!” Sebek cried. Both his arms shot into the air in anger holding seperate halves of one of the broken table legs. Silver groaned, softly facepalming while Lilia cackled loudly behind him. The commotion over the now pile of shards was so great that it drew the attention of more and more of the sleeping (was sleeping) students.
“Lilia, what is the meaning of all this noise.” Malleus questioned, letting out a yawn while striding closer to the crime scene. Lilia was wheezing so hard with laughter he couldn’t directly answer the horned fae, only pointing a shaking finger towards the hysterical man on the floor before falling back into uncontrollable laughter.
“I’m sorry Malleus I didn’t think this would get so out of hand-” Silver started, but was once again interrupted by a booming screech.
“TABLE-SAMA HAS BEEN KILLEEDDDDD!” Sebek cried, tears rolling down his face while he gestured his shaking hands to the broken table in front of him.
“Oh dear, it seems the vase on the table broke as well.” Malleus noted, crouching down to pick up some of the shattered white porcelain that littered the floor. “What a shame, I quite liked that vase.”
“Can we leave this matter for the morning, please.” Silver said exasperated, “We’re waking up the entirety of the dorm with this nonsense.” He gestured the hand not currently facepalming down the hallway, towards the several doors that had revealed confused and exhausted students staring directly at them.
“Ah yes, many apologies fellow students. Please go back to bed.” Malleus said, turning his head to address the growing crowd. The students turned back into their dorm rooms, grumbling about being woken up at such an ungodly hour of the morning before closing the door behind them. The fae turned back towards the wreckage, raising a hand towards it. Green magic rolled off his fingers like mist, curling around the pieces of the table and melding them together. Malleus watched as the vase put itself back together as well, setting itself down on the now fixed table with a thump.
“There, the matter has been dealt with.” He said, standing and brushing the remaining dust off of his nightclothes. “We shall find the student and have a talk with him about furniture etiquette first thing in the morning. I will be going back to bed now. Sleep well.” He offered a small smile towards the other three before turning to go back towards his room. Lilia was still trying to recover from his laughing fit, giggles still escaping him as he curled into himself.
“*sniff* Table-sama has been fixed! We must celebrate!”
“In the morning Sebek.”
“Yes I know that Silver.” Sebek snapped, wiping any remaining tears from his face. “Who in their right mind would celebrate a table being fixed at such early hours. Right then, see you in the morning.” Sebek shot up from his seated position on the floor, offering a curt nod and walking off like a solider in a marching band. It was as if he hadn’t just spent the better part of five minutes crying on the floor over a dismembered table.
“I will be heading to bed as well.” Silver yawned. “Please refrain from scaring more students tonight. We don’t need more broken furniture.”
“No promises.” Lilia wheezed, “If someone else gets scared I’ll warn them against smashing the table again.” Being too tired to respond, Silver opened the door to his room and walked inside.
“Good night father.” The door shut behind him, leaving the fae to his own devices. The rest of the night was relatively peaceful, the silence only being broken by the occasional giggling of the vice dormleader hanging from the ceiling. He was no doubt plotting who to 'accidentally' scare next, and if he was lucky, maybe he could get the unlucky victim to break something else.
I have a lot of twst headcannons lying around...THEY ARE NOW BEING SUBJECTED TO BEING WRITING PROMPTS.
If anyone has headcannons I can add to my ever growing list feel free to yeet them into the ask box. Im going to run out of headcannons eventually so any ideas are welcome :> (plus more writing material)
(psst, the first one will be posted sometime this afternoon :> )
This took me a hot minute to make XD
Thank you for the tag Remy! <3
Jamil and Floyd :>
Mah boys ✨
No pressure tagging: @underqualified-human @writingseaslugs @rainybeebs
And anyone who wants to join in!
I done did it again, for the twisted Wonderland fans (or any fandom) make urself and your first favorite character, for me it was Jamil, I made two version but it's completely optional
Taglist: @merotwst @atcordare @spadecentral @blues824 @love-thanatopsis @v-anrouge @chinmon-s @shibainu2006 @identity-theft-101 @remturtle @books-and-catears @ruggiethethuggie
THANK YOU FOR THE READ MORE THING THAT IS SO HELPFUL!
Also thank you in general :>
(Cater is also thanking you because his glamor will now be drawn XD)
*wiggles into your ask box*
Good evening~
HOW HATH THEE BEEN HOOMAN BEAN?
FELIX HI HELLO :D
I’m doing pretty well!! currently stuck in school but that doesn’t matter. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ???? I saw your drawing of duece and ace and they loook so squishy ^^
I AM ALSO STUCK IN SCHOOL CURRENTLY
it sucks
Besides that I'm also pretty well! Lots of stuff getting done!
also thank you! Squishy bois~ I'm trying to figure out which Heartslabyul character to draw next (Cater and Riddle both are fighting for the next drawing period, the hair is scaring me 😅)
*wiggles into your ask box*
Good evening~
HOW HATH THEE BEEN HOOMAN BEAN?
FELIX HI HELLO :D
I’m doing pretty well!! currently stuck in school but that doesn’t matter. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ???? I saw your drawing of duece and ace and they loook so squishy ^^
After many days of writing (and procrastinating) I have finished my first fanfic for twst!!!! And now I shall share it because I love it. Also I think the ask box is open so ideas are welcome :> (ALSO HOW DOES THE READ MORE THING WORK HELP)
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To Catch an Eel... Accidentally
Summery: Ruggie is on one of his many fishing trips for an easy lunch, but this time he gets more than what he bargained for
Word Count: 1.2k (more than I expected)
Fandom: Twisted Wonderland
Genre: Crack fic
Warnings: slight swearing but otherwise none
A/N: this is my first ever fanfic, I do plan to turn this into a writing/request/art blog but I'm still learning how this works. I'll get a master list and a theme and all that fancy stuff up eventually, but I'm very proud of this soni hope you enjoy it <3 (please be patient with me I'm very new to this and are still learning how to write well)
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The fish quickly dispersed as the mer-eel swept by them, hiding in the corners of the lake from the unexpected snapping jaws of an unhinged predator also known as Floyd. He lunged forwards towards one of the fish, missing it by a hair and watched as it slowly swam away, seeming to taunt him. He let out a stream of bubbles in frustration watching it go, swearing to take a bite out of the thing once he was able to catch it. He had been swimming around all day, and unlike the fish during the Vargus camp these fish were insanely fast which made it near impossible for him to get ahold of one. He let himself drift a bit in the water arms crossed with a snarl that would scare a snapping turtle away. That was until he saw a bobbing movement out of the corner of his eye. Turning his head he saw another fish, bright pink with orange striping, and to his delight was lot slower than the others.
“Ehehe~ Come hereee little fishy~” He giggled to himself, shooting through the water with his hands extended towards the unsuspecting ball of bright colors. His hands shot straight past the fish, clasping together behind it so it couldn’t escape its inevitable fate of becoming a snack. Floyd snapped at the fish, delight filling his mind as he felt it hit the roof of his mouth. He raised his hands above himself in triumph, his excited wiggling making him miss the light tugging of the clear line that now led into his jaws.
A noise sounding suspiciously like a squeaky toy escaped him as he was very unceremoniously yanked upwards, streams of bubbles following him as he fought back against the incredibly persistent upward pulling of the fishing line. It was his fish! How dare they try to steal his hard work!
-Meanwhile-
Ruggie pulled furiously on the rod, watching it bend and jerk around wildly in his grasp. He couldn’t believe the sheer strength of whatever monster of a fish he had hooked. In the very many times he’d taken to fishing in the lake near the school he had never once hooked something so monsterous. The image of a freshly grilled fish crossed his thoughts as he reeled the line again, giddily watching the ever growing shadow in the water. That was until he realized that he was actively being pulled towards the water, the fish having decided to flip the roles of the fisher and the fished.
“Ah shit!” He shouted, digging his feet into the ground as much as he dared in an attempt to stop himself from getting dragged to a watery grave. What he wouldn’t give in this moment to have greater arm strength, his noodle arms were going to give out any second if this assault on his arms and his ego didn’t let up.
The sounds of feet approaching caught his ears, the person steadily plodding their way around the lake path. Seeing a familiar first year come into view, his hope shot sky high.
“JACK! HELP ME OUT HERE WILL YA’?” He yelled towards the beastman. Jack halted almost immediately, looking over to see his upperclassman about to get absolutely wrecked by one hell of a force of nature.
“Ruggie, what in the world did you catch!?” Jack shouted back, already starting to make a beeline for the struggling hyena.
“I don’t know but whatever it is it’ll be enough food for a whole week!” Once Jack grabbed hold of the rod Ruggie let out an internal sigh of relief. With Jack’s strength, they’d be able to get the fish out in no time!
The fish fight continued for the next ten minutes, neither side seeming to be able to keep their advantage over the other. As soon as it looked as though the Savannaclaw students were going to get dragged in they would pull harder, and once the fish got close to the murky surface it would pull back furiously, putting the pair back to where they started. In all honesty, Ruggie had just about had it with this things antics. Another minute flew by and once again the mystery fish had been yanked near the surface, bubbles absolutely surrounding the thing as it thrashed around in the water.
“Alright Jack! On three we pull as hard as we can. We should be able to get the fish out with one more good tug!” Ruggie said, watching the fish intently. Jack was really starting to feel the ache in his arms, but he nodded.
“Whenever you’re ready then!” He said, bracing himself against the ground to keep himself from getting dragged back to the starting line.
“One…”
“Two…”
A flash of teal broke the surface, the blur of a tail shooting up before getting ready to dive back into the lake.
“THREE!” The two of them threw their weight’s backwards, their combined efforts jerking the fish up out of the water and onto the grass in front of them.
“HELL YEAH! WE GOT A-” Ruggie cut himself off, looking down in shock at the sight in front of him. What was staring back at them was, in fact, not a fish, but a very, very angry looking Octavinelle student with a hook in his mouth. Neither party said anything for a minute, staring at each other with very mixed emotions.
“Floyd…what were you doing in the lake.” Jack said breaking the silence.
“I was getting a snack, what else would I be doing!” Floyd snarled, reaching up to de-hook himself from the line. “What the hell were you doing!?”
“Why does it matter what I was doing why did you try to eat the lure!?” Ruggie yelled incrediously.
“Well how was I supposed to know thats what a lure is!?”
“It’s so obvious that it was a lure! No fish in this lake is BRIGHT FUCKING PINK!”
This argument continued for a good three minutes, emotions amping up by the second while Jack watched the interaction from the sideline. That wonderance was ended quickly however by snarling on Floyd’s end, deciding that he had had enough with the argument and was now resorting to violence to end it.
If anyone’s seen one of those videos where a worm is touched and the worm starts wiggling around violently, that was the equivalent to what Floyd was doing. His mer form didn’t exactly have the legs required for Floyd’s charge of attack, so the next best thing? Wiggle aggressively to bring across the message of the violence that will soon befall the pair when he does get his legs back.
Ruggie grabbed his rod once Floyd started his maniacal wiggles and shot backwards, not wanting to get anywhere close to the noodle of death.
“JACK WE GOTTA GO!” He screamed, shooting into the woods towards the college building as fast as possible. Jack only started running once Floyd’s tail slammed a tad to close for comfort, taking off after the second-year as if his life depended on it (it did).
Floyd continued his crazed wiggling until Jade found him a few hours later, the wiggling having tired him out to the point where his twin had to carry him back to Octavinelle.
Needless to say for the next two weeks Ruggie and Jack had to be hyperaware of Floyd as anytime he saw either of them he would start charging at them with a full intent to drag them to the bottom of the sea. He eventually got bored of this after a while, but it was fairly amusing for Leona to watch his underclassmen pelt away once they even saw a hint of teal hair. He got some hecking good naps those two weeks.
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Slowly figuring out how perspective works (behold my figure things :>)
I know I haven't really posted any writing on my blog yet but I would love to take part in this! If I could, could I take 28?
Collab with me? [6/30]
Summary; I've got a few ideas but need a few friends to lend a hand with it.
![Collab With Me? [6/30]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/334ac4db2285b7faff8348e433a7273c/a4d1dc79616b3491-ec/s500x750/ed596436eff68bdb6523c825053219b905a1bcb3.png)
1st of all; since i am a glutton for starting projects and bouncing between them faster than Floyd's mood can swing this should surprise no one, of course I'd have something like this to talk about. it would be a 30-day event where each author posts a fic on their day, I think it could be a nice fit for the month of April. Of course the event can only be launched properly if we fill up all the spots, meaning reblogs might be needed to find all these people. I won't be strict about the fic quota; sky is the limit, go whack.
Pranks
Surprise gift(s)
Unexpected alliance
Pay back
Secret admirer
Welcome (home/back)
“I missed you”
Protective
“You’re lucky I love you” “I know”
Sick day
Clingy
Aftermath
Piggyback Ride
Love, stage one; denial
Loyal
"You remembered that?"
“I love it when you laugh”
“We will get married when we grow up!”
Puppy love
Soulmates
Hints
First date
Anniversaries
Accidental confessions gone right
Fell for Cupid
Jealous (in a cute way)
And when you’re not here (I wait for you to get back) (like a puppy?) (no- ,but- yes..)
Each others' better half
Rings
Day dreams
![Collab With Me? [6/30]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c58b1b5c52e2c516aa86eb3fa5d23594/a4d1dc79616b3491-f4/s500x750/5e4ce5cceaf8d569e74b792072a866fc6586bfd5.png)
![Collab With Me? [6/30]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ed8b5c9cb875cbc3c93aea608b7f7d07/a4d1dc79616b3491-40/s500x750/1de7d6aafca45eb57c3aaf8b209b2c745ccb6484.png)
![Collab With Me? [6/30]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7663870514cc55f3a2286fe8c3cfb6a6/a4d1dc79616b3491-04/s500x750/78444c0325f7a95c7db67c4ed6beba73f015367e.png)
May the sporks be with you
What if…. a million sporks?
for @lots-o-doodles
Ehehehe I drew Ruggie
He looks so pleased. PLUS ARTISTIC PROGRESS! I ONLY NEEDED A REFERENCE FOR HIS HAIR I THINK IM GETTING BETTER AT ARTING!
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AJDJEOWNDBFHEJDBRBE
No I don't mind the tagging, I in fact feel honored for the tag I thankith thee remy :>
Tagged by @tinyletterz
Last song: Fighting with the Melody by Jimmy Urine (the best villain song I think)
Last movie: Lilo and Stitch
Last show: I've been rewatching Voltron a lot(lol) but recently my last show was Vampire in the Garden (THE MUSIC AND OVERALL SHOW WAS BEAUTIFUL! SHORT BUT BEAUTIFUL!)
Currently watching: InuYasha and Trigun Stampede
Currently reading: Black Butler and Toilet-Bound Hanako in terms of manga. The non manga current reads are How to be Eaten by Maria Adelmann and The Wonderful World of Depression(it's funnier than the title makes it sound)
Current obsession: I swear it changes daily, but currently it's learning to draw obey me and twst characters (mediocre art skills go BRRRRRRR) and playing both games as well. Also writing, I swear to you I'll start putting writing on my blog once I can configure something I'm happy with.
Tagging: @maythearo , @fluffimemes , @hebidanshi , @writingseaslugs , @sparkbeast20 , and @dilatorywriting
Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.
Tagged by @seleneastra
Last song: I wanna be adored - The Stone Roses
Last movie: Saptapadi (1961)
Last show: Abbott Elementary S1 ( i was obsessed)
Currently watching: The Last of Us, Abbott Elementary S2
Currently reading: Maurice - E. M. Forster ( rewatched the movie recently and I had to check out the novel)
Current obsession: I've been obsessed with old Uttam Kumar movies recently, I mean you can't blame me, just look at the guy <3
Tagging: @beingdevipdf @deesi-academia @borah @rone-do-please @torivegafromindia @buckley-robin @little-wlw-froggie
Slight spoiler for chapter 6 part 1
You know that scene where Riddle got beat up and snatched by Styx (and in turn making Silver and Sebek fear for Waka-sama) and he got really mad when he got knocked to his knees, in turn putting a wall of fire behind him. Well I drew a thing...
*coughs* hehehe hands so small you can't even tell how bad they are >:)
Also I couldn't help myself after drawing that so I drew another thing....you know that meme where...hang on I'll put it on here
This one, yeah I drew Riddle doing this as well
Angry boy indeed.
I did it
HES DRAWN!!
Because you post cool and interesting and good stuff mah friend
How on earth did I get 41 new followers in 8 days...!?
Yesssss >:)
We must all become master chefs and live under hats guiding people to cook properly. At the very least aspire to find a way to make dreams come true if cooking don't work well for you XD
HOOMAN! first of all I love your writing it's lovely and I get excited whenever I see you post something. Second, YOU FOLLOWED ME BACK. I am a bit shook to be honest because I have very little things on my blog to be worth following for but I THANK THEE REGUARDLESS! CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK!
:D!!!!!! thank you sm i glad you like my writing it means a lot to me <3 AND ITS OKAY IF you don't have much on your blog what you do have is very entertaining so dw about it you're really cool so you are very very welcome^^ AND THANK YOU SM IM JUST REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE MY WORK
what's your name i wanna know what to call you??? im almost certain its felix but i dont wanna assume anything !
I've drawn you...
YOU
YOUR NEXT
Honestly Snappit was just a placeholder name for a while until I came up with something better, but it stuck and now I use it everywhere BUT IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT
Also Remy sounds cool! I likes it. However it did remind me of Ratatouille and now I can't stop thinking about it.
HOOMAN! first of all I love your writing it's lovely and I get excited whenever I see you post something. Second, YOU FOLLOWED ME BACK. I am a bit shook to be honest because I have very little things on my blog to be worth following for but I THANK THEE REGUARDLESS! CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK!
:D!!!!!! thank you sm i glad you like my writing it means a lot to me <3 AND ITS OKAY IF you don't have much on your blog what you do have is very entertaining so dw about it you're really cool so you are very very welcome^^ AND THANK YOU SM IM JUST REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE MY WORK
what's your name i wanna know what to call you??? im almost certain its felix but i dont wanna assume anything !
*happy noises* also yes you may call me Felix or Snappit :> (I'm not at a point where I'm putting my real name on here...YET)
what shall I call thee? I assume tinyletterz or Remy HOWEVER I'm just checking for research purposes
HOOMAN! first of all I love your writing it's lovely and I get excited whenever I see you post something. Second, YOU FOLLOWED ME BACK. I am a bit shook to be honest because I have very little things on my blog to be worth following for but I THANK THEE REGUARDLESS! CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK!
:D!!!!!! thank you sm i glad you like my writing it means a lot to me <3 AND ITS OKAY IF you don't have much on your blog what you do have is very entertaining so dw about it you're really cool so you are very very welcome^^ AND THANK YOU SM IM JUST REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE MY WORK
what's your name i wanna know what to call you??? im almost certain its felix but i dont wanna assume anything !
Wait no come back
who invented math and how can i kill them
Who knows maybe your reincarnated 👀
who invented math and how can i kill them
Thats something someone who invented math would say
who invented math and how can i kill them
This btw is my pfp, and no I did not draw it myself I don't have the ability to draw digitally yet. It was drawn by Mochawulf (idk if she has a Tumblr but she has a YouTube channel) and it was a gift for the twst masquerade event. The oc in the picture is mine but the actual drawing is not. ALL CREDITS TO THE ARTIST MOCHAWULF SHE HAS ALLOWED ME TO USE IT.
Behold, I drew Ace
The favorite chaos gremlin has been drawn
I'm planning to draw other twst characters but this is a start
You know that pupper face that snakes can have...
Yeah I couldn't help myself so I drew a snake pupper face on dis guy :>
The boy!!! Lookit! Lookit the boi!!!
(I really like Shoji and their art style so this is amazing)
(all creds to the artist)
shoji doodles for his birthday!
I love how I've been referred to as 'the Felix person' but I'm alright. How you be hooman?
hey felix person how are you