I Apologize For Being Very Dormant On This Blog, I Have Been In A Huge Writing Slump And I'm Trying To

Funny Pokemon sketches:

Mimikyu in a teacup

Sewaddle as a cherry on a cake

Eevee on a tea tower

Azul: How many of you have played musical instruments before?

Jade: Do instruments of torture count?

Azul: No

Floyd: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Azul: No Floyd: mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Floyd:....*opens mouth*

Azul: Horseradish is not an instrument either.

To add on to this I feel like he's a combo of will try to actually fix it strategically first but absolutely will resort to button smashing or flat out hitting stuff and somehow will fix the thing much to everyone's surprise (especially if it's tech. Pidge never knows how he does it and it drives her up a wall cause it never works when she does it XD)

Keith’s idea of fixing broken tech is quite literally just hitting it and hoping that works.

May the sporks be with you

What if…. a million sporks?

for @lots-o-doodles

*Leona standing next to Malleus*

Leona: Your taller

Malleus: ?

Leona: how f*cking dare you

11TH PLACE!

YESSSSSSSS

2023 list of luckiest to unluckiest birthdays

Floyd has absolutely thrown a piece of bread at a wall in pure rage (the bread being the closest thing to him at that time that was yeetable) and it just stuck. To the wall. And Floyd just ends up stopping in surprise at this piece of bread just on the wall for no apparent reason. And then proceeds to die laughing because the prospect of bread being stuck on a wall was hilarious to him, and now his reason for being angry is forgotten.

Azul is glad that Floyd is in a better mood, but now comes the issue of Floyd repeatedly throwing slices of bread against the wall trying to make it happen again. He doesn't have the bread budget for this!

Who knows maybe your reincarnated 👀

who invented math and how can i kill them

*in the winter*

Ace shoveling snow: 'go shovel the snow Ace, it's your job!' SINCE A- WHEN

*stands against the shovel for a minute*

Ace:...well he never said where to put the snow >:]

*later in the evening*

Riddle: Cater put that back please...I'm going to the housewarden meeting.

*opens the door*

Riddle: Try to keep the freshmen out of trouble-

*pauses at the giant wall of snow in the Heartslabyul doorway*

Riddle: ACEEEEEEEEEE!

Ace: Hey Cater I was-

*sees a ton of Cater clones all doing various kitchen tasks*

All the Caters: Yes Ace?

Ace: ..... *Slowly backs out of kitchen*

Deuce: Dude, you okay?

Ace: it's the Cater-pocalypse in there....