Azul: Ah idia! I have something to discuss with you-
Idia: *rolls a dice*
Azul: what...what are you-
Idia: I rolled for initiative, since I got a 1 I will not be talking with you today.
Azul: ....Idia every side on this dice is a 1
Idia: that's the point
I don't have anything written currently but here have an Idia sketch while you wait as compensation
I'm sorry I'll try to have something written sometime this week T^T
When you have a ton of starts of potentially great fanfics/art pieces but your motivation decides to throw itself out a window
The Hunt for a Break
Fandom: Twisted Wonderland
Characters: Floyd x reader, honorable mentions to Jade and Azul
Word Count: 1303
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Warnings: the reader is being chased but nothing graphic, the fic is mainly crack but can be a bit considered scary to some readers
Notes: the reader is gender neutral, this is not canon to twisted wonderland or its Halloween event, it is a first person perspective.
A Halloween Collab with: @twistedchatterbox , @jade-s-nymph
A/N: Thank you so much to @twistedchatterbox for letting me participate in this event. I was originally planning for my prompt to be a bit more suspenseful but it turned more into a crack fic than anything else XD. Anyway, thank you for letting me be part of the event, I hope you enjoy my little piece. 💛
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It was a dark and cloudy evening, which to you was an irony as most of the suspenseful books you read had started close to this very description. The other irony was just how well it matched the current situation you found yourself in.
Sticks and leaves crunched under your shoes as you sprinted down the wooded path, trees streaming by you in a blurs of brown and white. The cold of the fall air bit at your fingers and your nose, but you didn’t have the time to stop and warm them up. The thing that was coming after you wouldn’t stop just for you to pitifully rub your hands together in an attempt to warm up a bit, and some part of your brain cursed your decision to leave the dorm without gloves on.
A particularly loud crunch near to your right made you yelp. Yep, it was definitely getting closer, and you were not particularly happy with that development.
“BEGONE WITH THEE!” You screeched to the thing behind you, pushing yourself to pick up the pace. “DON’T YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO!?”
“NOPE!” Came the enthusiastic shout from behind, instilling more fear at the realization that he was not going to stop until it caught you. Leaping over a tree that blocked the path you, you tore off to the left, trying to lose him in very weird, jerky manuvers around the trees and rocks down a small hill. Lighthearted giggling reached your ears as you wove your way down the slope.
“Shrimpyyyyy~ I’m gonna get ya!” Came another shout from behind, followed by rapidly approaching footsteps. In a last ditch effort you flew over a large rock, promptly digging your heels into the dirt upon landing only to dive off to the side of the rock. Squatting down by its side you tried to become as quiet and small as possible, puffs of steam hanging in the air from the quick inhales you took to try and catch your breath. The footsteps in pursuit became louder and lounder until the incredible lanky figure flew over the rock, landing square on his feet before popping up excitedly. A familiar head of teal-colored hair cocked to the side, looking around for where you ran off to.
“Aw come on shrimpy! Where did you go?” His heterochromatic eyes swept the small clearing, full of excitement and confusion. When his gaze swept over the rock again you folded into yourself, trying to get as small as humanely possible. You could have sworn he had seen you as he had looked directly towards you in his wild searching circles. But to your surprise he shrugged, let out a disappointed huff, and started sauntering off towards the left whistling as he went.
It was only when he was out of sight that you realized you had been holding your breath. Air rushed out of your lungs as you exhaled, relief settling over you as you slumped against the rock. Raising a hand to your chest, you could feel your heart beat hard against your ribcage.
“Wasn’t he supposed to be at the lounge at this hour?” You whispered to the rustling leaves. The circumstances behind the sudden chase scene were weird to say the least. Classes had just ended for the day, with half the student body dispersing to discuss what their plans were for the upcoming Halloween events. The housewardens were planning for the yearly Halloween party, the Monstro lounge was busy solving the issue of what the main menu would be, and the students were tasked with decorating their dorms for the season. You had just gotten back to Ramshackle dorm, putting your schoolwork down to tackle later in the day before heading back outside. Your original plan had been to take a brisk walk around the campus to clear your head, get some fresh air and just to take break before going back to tackle the rest of the evening. But it seems that some merperson had other ideas. You hadn’t even made it two steps out the gate before spotting a familiar teal headed merman standing in a menacing half-crouch in the middle of the path, but facing the opposite direction. Before you could even begin to question what you were witnessing he snapped his head around at the sound of the gate shutting, spotting you immediately with a wide grin. You froze when he shouted “Shrimpy!” in earnest excitement, and took off running once he had managed to flip himself around start sprinting at you at an ungodly speed. In short, you seemed to have found yourself the source of entertainment of a guy who was definitely skipping his shift at the Monstro Lounge.
“GOTCHA!” Came a shout from above you, causing you to let out a startled scream. Speak of the devil, Floyd definitely knew where you were now, staring down at you from his newfound rock perch. Scrambling to stand you started to try running off again, but was promptly tackled to the ground and sent rolling across the forest floor with your attacker. Floyd let out a wild bought of laughter once the two of you stopped careening around the clearing, sprawled flat on his back with his arms flung out to the sides. You were in a similar position, lying stomach first across his waist with your arms flung out in front of you. You could feel his stomach shaking with laughter underneath you, which in turn caused you to start laughing along with him once the shock factor had worn off.
“Floyd what the hell!” You laughed, your head falling forward as you shook with hysteria. Floyd laughed harder at your words, shifting to his side and sliding you off of him.
“Ahahaha! Your the best to play with Shrimpy!” He exclaimed, giggling and kicking his feet like a child. “That made my day so much better!”
“Well, glad to be of assistance I guess.” You shifted yourself onto your back, looking up at the sunlight starting to break through the clouds. “Shouldn’t you be at the lounge?”
“Ehhhh, Azul can manage, plus its so boring. This was way better!” Floyd flung his arms above him, emphasizing his point. “I needed a break from all that boring stuff.”
“Well we had one heck of a break.” You snickered. “So, want to go back or do you just want to keep lying here for a bit.” His face scrunched up in faux consideration before he responded.
“Well, lying here won’t hurt anyone.” He said, eyes closed with a soft smile on his face. Linking arms with him, you joined him in lying on the forest floor, enjoying each others company in the growing dusk of the day.
Bonus: “WHERE IS FLOYD!? HIS BREAK ENDED TWO HOURS AGO!” Came a shout from the VIP lounge, Azul storming into the main restaurant soon after.
“I believe he said he was off doing some important things. It must be quite important if its taking him this long.” Jade replied, a cordial smile on his face as he addressed the housewarden.
“Oh please he’s probably off gallivanting around campus looking for someone to mess with.” Azul grumbled, adjusting his glasses so the sat higher on his nose. “He’s picking up an extra shift when the Halloween rush comes around to make up for this.”
Jade let out a hum, letting his smile fall a bit as he spoke. “That will make for a very eventful holiday indeed. I cannot wait to see his reaction when you tell him.”
“No Jade I was planning on you telling him, as if its you it might lessen some of his temper…Jade get back here this instant.”
“I believe I will be taking my break now Azul. I have important things to do.”
This took me a hot minute to make XD
Thank you for the tag Remy! <3
Jamil and Floyd :>
Mah boys ✨
No pressure tagging: @underqualified-human @writingseaslugs @rainybeebs
And anyone who wants to join in!
I done did it again, for the twisted Wonderland fans (or any fandom) make urself and your first favorite character, for me it was Jamil, I made two version but it's completely optional
Taglist: @merotwst @atcordare @spadecentral @blues824 @love-thanatopsis @v-anrouge @chinmon-s @shibainu2006 @identity-theft-101 @remturtle @books-and-catears @ruggiethethuggie
Ace: on today's episode of prefect solving overblots in odd ways...
*the group watching Overblot Leona stick his face in catnip again*
Mc: Hey if I can save myself the mental damage in some way, I'm doing it
Jack: why did you even have catnip with you?
Mc: Sometimes its helpful to throw it at Grim so he's distracted for a little while.
Deuce: That's....actually really smart
Deuce: But how did you know it would work on Leona.
Mc: Honestly I didn't, it was a last minute idea and had it not worked I would have been skinned alive.
I can think of a few iterations of this meme:
Riddle: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Ace: *gesturing to Deuce* No no, TWO idiots!
[Referencing chapter 6]
Vil: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Epel: No no, THREE idiots
Jamil: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Kalim: *gesturing to Yuu* No no, TWO idiots!
He looks so pleased. PLUS ARTISTIC PROGRESS! I ONLY NEEDED A REFERENCE FOR HIS HAIR I THINK IM GETTING BETTER AT ARTING!
Thank you for the tag @tinyletterz !!
I feel like I'm more introverted most of the time, but maybe I'm more of an extrovert than I thought.
I can see this though XD
I'll tag @underqualified-human , @rains-asleep and anyone else who wants to join in :]
BESTIE!!! DO THIS!!!
@lvmxlee @yevene @astrililu @1234567youmakemefeellike11ive @achy-boo @juvellianovo + others
Considering it is Mermay and I've wanted to contribute since I was younger, I will honor my younger self and contribute to this year's Mermay! This is my OC Finn, he's a mershark.
This feels unreal to me considering a year ago I couldn't figure out where to start with drawing human like things, and now I'm here drawing an oc that I've had since I was in middle school. I'm just psyched that this turned out so well, and for a first try I'm very proud of myself. :]
Ask Box: Open /An extremely odd ball of chaos and weirdness that writes and draws in hopes you will like it/ 18
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