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who invented math and how can i kill them

Riddle in overblot mode: OFF WITH YOUR HEADS

Mc:....

*starts walking up to Riddle*

Ace: MC WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Mc: *hugs Riddle*

Riddle: Wha- what are you-

Mc: I'm giving you a hug, something you clearly never got as a kid.

Riddle: *sad noises*

*Overblot dies down*

Ace: Prefect is on a a roll with these peaceful overblot solutions....

Deuce: So pure T^T

Considering it is Mermay and I've wanted to contribute since I was younger, I will honor my younger self and contribute to this year's Mermay! This is my OC Finn, he's a mershark.

This feels unreal to me considering a year ago I couldn't figure out where to start with drawing human like things, and now I'm here drawing an oc that I've had since I was in middle school. I'm just psyched that this turned out so well, and for a first try I'm very proud of myself. :]

"Burnt Waffles" -Malleus Draconia

"FOR SEVENS SAKE-"

Well that wasn't something you wanted to hear at 3 in the am. Especially not when it was a weekend and all you wanted to do was sleep in for once. But alas, it seems trouble has a knack for finding you at any hour of the day, no matter how atrocious that hour may be.

Slipping out of bed you trudged down the stairs to the kitchen, where the unclaimed angry shout had made its debut. Was it a good idea to walk towards unknown voices in the middle of the night, no. However this was far from the oddest thing to happen to you, and 9 times out of 10 whatever happened was the result of a ghost.

What you didn't expect however was to find a familiar mop of black hair by the kitchen counter, adorned with an even more familiar set of horns. What was even more unexpected (and much more concerning) was the cloud of smoke that was slowly filling the room.

"Malleus, wha-"

"I don't know what you want from me but release my pastry from your iron constraints this instant you infernal thing!"

You had to hold back a fit of laughter, watching the fae on your kitchen continue to hurl insults at the machine in front of him. Malleus Draconia, the prince of briar valley and one of the top mages of the world, had been thwarted by your waffle maker.

"Malleus, what are you doing." You giggled, alerting him of your presence behind him.

"Oh, good morning child of man." Malleus said, turning his head away from the torched waffle to look at you. "I would have thought you would sleep in more this morning."

"Well I might have, however the verbal assault on the waffle maker were to hard to ignore." Malleus's ears flushed a bright red, joining the embarrassed flush on his cheeks.

"Nothing it doesn't deserve I assure you." He said indignantly, crossing his arms to emphasize his point, "No matter what I do to it, it refuses to cooperate with me!"

You strode over to stand next to him, sidestepping the mysterious ingredient spills on the tiled floor.

"You have to turn it first before you try opening it." Demonstrating, you gripped the handle and effortlessly opened the maker, cringing slightly at the intense burnt smell that hit your nose.

"Oh, I see." He said quietly, watching you pry the black brick out and throw it into the garbage.

"You want to try making another one, now that you know how to use this properly?" You asked, looking up at him with a small smile on your face.

The fae let out a hum, feeling a smile of his own tug at his lips.

"I would enjoy that very much."

You were later told the reason he had been in your kitchen so early was because he wanted to surprise you with breakfast, and had actually been there much earlier just trying to get a batter together (He had been nearly defeated earlier by trying to crack the eggs into the bowl without sending it into the wall.)

As much as you valued your sleep, there was little you would trade for the time you spent making waffles together with Malleus that morning, watching the sunlight stream through the windows as you shared the plate of waffles in the lobby and leaving the mess in the kitchen for a later time.

I remember seeing that one card where Lucifer is holding up Luke like Simba from the Lion King, I didn't read the story behind it yet but it gave me an idea.

When Luke and Barbatos meet up to bake and Luke can't reach something, instead of Barbatos getting it for him he will just pick up Luke the same way and hold him up so he can get what he needs. There's no maliciousness behind it he just does it so Luke can reach the high stuff.

This btw is my pfp, and no I did not draw it myself I don't have the ability to draw digitally yet. It was drawn by Mochawulf (idk if she has a Tumblr but she has a YouTube channel) and it was a gift for the twst masquerade event. The oc in the picture is mine but the actual drawing is not. ALL CREDITS TO THE ARTIST MOCHAWULF SHE HAS ALLOWED ME TO USE IT.

I know I haven't really posted any writing on my blog yet but I would love to take part in this! If I could, could I take 28?

Collab with me? [6/30]

Summary; I've got a few ideas but need a few friends to lend a hand with it.

1st of all; since i am a glutton for starting projects and bouncing between them faster than Floyd's mood can swing this should surprise no one, of course I'd have something like this to talk about. it would be a 30-day event where each author posts a fic on their day, I think it could be a nice fit for the month of April. Of course the event can only be launched properly if we fill up all the spots, meaning reblogs might be needed to find all these people. I won't be strict about the fic quota; sky is the limit, go whack.

Pranks

Surprise gift(s)

Unexpected alliance

Pay back

Secret admirer

Welcome (home/back)

“I missed you”

Protective

“You’re lucky I love you” “I know”

Sick day

Clingy

Aftermath

Piggyback Ride

Love, stage one; denial 

Loyal 

"You remembered that?"

“I love it when you laugh”

“We will get married when we grow up!”

Puppy love

Soulmates 

Hints

First date

Anniversaries

Accidental confessions gone right

Fell for Cupid

Jealous (in a cute way)

And when you’re not here (I wait for you to get back) (like a puppy?) (no- ,but- yes..)

Each others' better half

Rings

Day dreams

My ice cream is just as chaotic as me XD! Thank you for the tag Remy!

Tagging: @rainybeebs, @dilatorywriting, and anyone else who wishes to join <3

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@la-lolita

Deuce: who took my food!? ACE-

Deuce: that was me ten seconds ago, and I realized that friendship is more important than food.

Deuce: *with a bat* that was me fifteen seconds ago, screw it

*slams open door*

Deuce: ACE!

Ace: 0-0

Beel: *walks around the corner with a box*

Lucifer: Beel go put those corn dogs back.

Beel: yOu CaN't MaKe Me Do AnYtHiNg *sadly scooches away*

*Mammon bought him some later*